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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked Jan 10, 2017 @ 2:08am