Great play. This is more like a movie where your choices matter with some mini-games sprinkled within.

spit on the tau, rock with the emperor's boys

Just.... Don't.... Do.... It....

I get physically sick and mentally crushed each time I load up this game, but I can't make myself stop suffering. Just one more game, just one....

Help........

I don’t even know where to start. The story in this game is absolute nonsense—like, did the writers just hand a crayon to a six-year-old and tell them to go wild? Nothing makes sense, characters appear and disappear with zero explanation, and the dialogue feels like it was generated by a malfunctioning AI.

The gameplay doesn’t make up for it either. It’s a tedious mess that drags you through one ridiculous plot point after another, with no real stakes or reason to care. I kept playing, hoping it would somehow get better, but nope—it just got dumber.

The only redeeming quality of this game? You can dropkick zombies. And honestly, that’s the only reason I stuck around as long as I did. Everything else? A complete disaster.

I haven’t even scratched the surface of this game, but I already know it’s something special. The world is unbelievably immersive—I can’t remember the last time I was this invested in a game’s setting, characters, and atmosphere. Every little detail pulls me in, making even the smallest moments feel meaningful. If the rest of the game is anything like what I’ve experienced so far, this is going to be something truly unforgettable.

I was touched by the noodle man