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Recent reviews by Dickless Chaps

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1.2 hrs on record
pretty sure this is a mobile port, but even for mobile this ui is practically impossible to navigate.
Posted January 4.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
no reason a game that looks like this should run so poorly. whats more it seems to run WORSE on lower graphic settings? how does that even work. no idea if the game is even fun, with this much stuttering i cant be bothered to find out.
Posted November 10, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
if the demo is anything to go by, this game needs some work. it honestly feels like a beta, full of bugs, lacking features, ect. not to mention the minimal effort put into optimization, thats probably the worst part. unless the paid version is better, which wouldnt make sense cuz this demo is supposed to attract players, id say dont buy. at least not at full price
Posted October 30, 2025.
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2,843.4 hrs on record (2,829.9 hrs at review time)
much like GO, you're punished for having fun. games are fun and all but theres no freedom. If i wanna tk my friends as a jojke at the end of the round i should be allowed to,
Posted October 21, 2025.
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3.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
fun little sortof idle game sortof not, never asks for money, just your time. i played it once and then immediately went to play it again, which leads to my only critique: please let us skip the tutorial texts. Thats all i ask.

Plan on buying tower wizard soon! good game :)
Posted October 16, 2025.
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0.1 hrs on record
could be good if they optimized it
Posted August 16, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Hey folks! This game is great, i loved the first and im excited to see where this one goes. The combat feels better, if slightly, i love the omni tool although i dont like it being on the same key as interact, leads to some annoying incidents. i do 100% think itll be owrth your money......... In a few months when then finally fix the performance. Dont get me wrong i think once they fix that the game is worth it, but i also thing it should have been resolved before the EA was released. Id sugest you buy it on sale and wait for the performance patch
Posted August 9, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
fun concept but the combat is just too boring to get behind
Posted March 22, 2025.
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18.1 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Don't waste your time.

This game is several micro transactions with uninspired gameplay buried somewhere behind it all. The art you pay for is AI generated, the movement is beyond slow and clunky, the servers/networking is atrocious(and before the shills say anything, no its not my internet or pc, no other game has the issues this game does). Enemies will fail to render in all together, you'll spawn in but your lancer wont, leaving you unable to move in spawn until someone comes along and kills you or the round ends.

The gunplay is mediocre at best, feels like its trying to be COD and CS at the same time which just doesnt really work.
The game itself is horribly unoptimized, people running 3080's have to play on low/med which is insane considering the game doesnt even look all the great.

All in all i can't condone keeping this garbage on my pc any longer and im hopefully sparring you by writing this as well.
Posted March 13, 2025.
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1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The idea is nice and a decent time waster, but its very linear. There are a bunch of ledges and little rooms you can make your way to with tricky jumps, but theres never actually anything there, theres pretty much constantly just one path to follow at all times.
Posted January 11, 2025.
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