How good is this game? For the past 20ish years, Sims has been my game. No matter what else I played, I always went back to Sims. Always. The past few years, I played and thought about nothing but Sims 3. Nothing else compared, everything else bored me or was flawed in some way. Then I made a beautifulterrifyingdemonbaby and no longer had the time or energy to do anything at all. Enter Noble Fates. My hubby bought this for me after I saw him playing it one night back in January, and now I count the hours until my 5mo is asleep at night so I can play this game for 3hrs - you know those precious 3hrs between 730pm and 1030pm where she sleeps soundly and doesn't need a single thing? Yeah, I should be sleeping too so I can stop feeling like a literal zombie, but no, I'm obsessively playing Noble Fates <3

The graphics are cute, the dialogue is genuinely funny, and the gameplay is perfect to me (I know, it's Early Access, and there are bugs and little glitches and just things in general that need to be tweaked or expanded on, but the Devs are incredibly active both on Steam and Discord). You can play as good or as evil as you'd like (right now I'm having fun being a cannibal, so there's that), or somewhere in between. Slaughter everyone or attempt to live harmoniously with other kingdoms while keeping your own mortals alive and happy. I highly recommend Noble Fates to everyone!

this is the worst game ever created. if you have friends, you won't after you all play this. if you don't have friends, lol you won't make any in this game loser. i'll give this game a solid 2/7 and that's me being generous

Sometimes I like to die on purpose so I can ghost for this one guy. I always tell him the wrong directions, etc, and he usually dies because of it. Maximumlel @ his ragefits. 10/10 will play forever

My guy has toilet paper wrapped around his face. This sometimes causes problems as the toilet paper has a tendency to shift a bit; I can't tell you how many times I've missed a crucial shot because of TOILET PAPER IN MY EYES. There also seems to be a problem with the vehicles in game, because they always seem to blow up on me after 5 minutes. I don't really understand. People yell at me a lot, too. =/ Very good game!