Want to have your life ruled over by a game that constantly gets worse? Feel the need to somehow live nostalgically in a game that changes every update? Want to play a game that you were good at at first, and now is a major esports tournament game?
This is painful to write.

This game steals all that is holey from you on the first beach.

It's a very good basis for beginning on horror. It's a classic in the genre.

It's fun and challenging. Tons of different ways to be a goalie, striker, or even an ariel hitter.

I'm the nipple god, reigning king over the dead baby army. I command you to buy this game in the name of "Nipple of Overlord!"

One of the most Amazing games you can ever play, The story is so diverse, characters are so well developed... ect ect