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396.3 hrs on record (362.6 hrs at review time)
"there is no escape" isn't actually saying Zagreus cant escape the house of Hades.... its actually saying YOU'LL NEVER STOP PLAYING!
Posted August 8, 2022.
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4.4 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Between the unreadable popup crash, the fact that the games own files are so mangled they cant read properly and the infinite crashes the game has, I cant believe the game has a player base that is able to even open the game. It really is a fun game in my opinion, which makes it really sad that it is unplayable.
Posted June 30, 2021.
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1,885.8 hrs on record (120.6 hrs at review time)
mommy ate a fly and turned into a disgusting, 90 degree spine having, wailing monstrosity with a gross hive sticking out of her body! now she wont stop screaming and the bees really hurt!


Also, the pig head falls off!


Oh and the one guy can make another guy that LOOKS like the one guy, but hes actually bugs!


AND PEOPLE KEEP SHOOTING AT ME!

I stole an avtomat and got a triple kill with it!
5 stars
Posted January 26, 2021.
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