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17.0 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
Solid shooter with surface level stealth and survival elements. a lot of fun, and a much better story than Salvation. An excellent game for fans of the franchise, I would go as far to consider this as canon.
Posted July 10, 2025.
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11.4 hrs on record
Excellent shooter with a boomer shooter feel. No knowledge of Warhammer lore and none is needed for the premise. Very fun.
Posted June 18, 2025.
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1.6 hrs on record
Best computer virus available for sale on steam
Posted March 31, 2025.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
So there I was. Standing in the fish and chip shop. Staring. Unblinking. The guy behind the counter looks me dead in the eyes and says, "It’ll not be long."

Something inside me shifts. Something ancient. Primal. Eldritch. My mouth moves before my brain catches up.

"It had better be wide."

The fryer stops bubbling. The air goes still. Somewhere in the distance, a seagull screams.

The man does not react. He does not move. He is processing. The words hang in the air like an unspoken prophecy, thick with the weight of their significance. A single bead of sweat rolls down my temple. The menu flickers. The lights dim.

Behind the counter, the chef drops a fillet of cod and it lands on the floor with a wet, solemn slap. He does not pick it up. He simply stares.

The man at the register finally blinks. He nods. Once.

He turns and disappears into the back.

Minutes pass. Hours. Days? I have lost track of time. I have grown a beard. The other customers have left. It is just me, the empty chairs, and the hum of the freezer.

Then, at long last, he returns.

He holds before him something incomprehensible. It is wide. Not long. Wide. A fish, flattened beyond all reason. An aquatic paradox. A creature that should not be, yet is. The laws of nature have been defied. Reality, bent to my will.

He places it in front of me. No words are exchanged.

I take a bite.

I see everything.

Kind regards,
Mike
Posted March 18, 2025.
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5.5 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
I always wished I could play Half Life 2 for the first time again. This gets pretty damn close. Absolutely brilliant.
Posted March 19, 2023.
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350.5 hrs on record (38.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The most fun I've had with a game in a very long time, I can't wait to see what will be added in to this awesome game.
Posted May 14, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
95.5 hrs on record (49.3 hrs at review time)
An amazing game, you should buy it, go on, do it, NOW!
Posted February 3, 2013.
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696.6 hrs on record (576.4 hrs at review time)
My life ended the minute I bought it...
Posted March 18, 2012. Last edited November 26, 2016.
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