Ham Strokers Ejackula
whackman
United States
Always getting the funny up, never the money up
Always getting the funny up, never the money up
Currently Offline
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106 hrs on record
last played on Jan 3
3.6 hrs on record
last played on Dec 31, 2025
12 hrs on record
last played on Dec 30, 2025
dzmcb93372 Aug 8, 2025 @ 4:02am 
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76561199169118701 Apr 28, 2024 @ 10:30pm 
+rep nice profile๐Ÿ˜‰
Dyco Aug 4, 2022 @ 11:08am 
Chess is dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
76561198152992527 Jun 8, 2021 @ 12:29pm 
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Alina Jun 2, 2021 @ 1:59am 
๐ŸŽฏaccept my friend request bro๐ŸŽฏ
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ใ€€โ”‚โ–’โ”‚/โ–’/
ใ€€โ”‚โ–’ /โ–’/โ”€โ”ฌโ”€โ”
ใ€€โ”‚โ–’โ”‚โ–’|โ–’โ”‚โ–’โ”‚
โ”Œโ”ดโ”€โ”ดโ”€โ”-โ”˜โ”€โ”˜
โ”‚โ–’โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”˜โ–’โ–’โ–’โ”‚
โ””โ”โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ”Œโ”˜
ใ€€โ””โ”โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ”Œ
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ–‘
โ•šโ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ•—โ–ˆโ–ˆโ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•โ–‘
YungPlague Mar 12, 2017 @ 5:42pm 
got kekd by a bot