why am i itchy???

I found this game on itch.io, went "oh this is neat", bought it and had a lot of fun, then it got an update, oh that's also really neat, and after a while, anytime this game gets an update, I immediately play it for an hour or two, and now with the newest addition involving eggs, there's an incentive to play it more and more now to get my favorite character to a whole different level of broken strong, this game is definitely worth it if you have time to kill.

The part right after the daycare, where you need to guard yourself from Roxy and Monty keeps killing me unfairly, I'll be standing next to the button ready to hit it when I see them on the cams, then get seen through the wall while crouched, why? It's only Roxy too, she just sees me through the wall, and when I close the door, if I don't move from the spot, she still sees me and just stays there, I though I had the strat to beat it down, look at cams, see them approach door, close it, open it when they leave, but it didn't work since Roxy would see me when I'm preparing to close the door. the game also has this wierd issue where the walls and floor will either vanish at certain angles, or just have lines of the void streaking through them at many angles, it happened a lot when I first booted up the game but has since tempered down. The sprint button is toggle based not hold by default, which is mildly annoying, this game seems fun, I want to see all the things, but the unfair difficulty is just railing me, the combination of buggy ai, misleading sound (I'll hear something that sounds far away and then they suddenly aren't), no breathing room to take a chill pill, I don't think there's a way to just explore around, Roxy's X-ray vision, and the fact this game really doesn't run well on my pc, this game just ain't fun for me. Hopefully others enjoy it.

I played this game and 100% complete it in 4 hours, It's really good, I just hope they add more. I might 100% it on all 3 save files to see if something happens, but regardless this game is fun. There are a lack of levels, and I found that sometimes bullets just sort of, don't hit? Like my crosshair will be trained on a spider, I'll fire, and it just doesn't hit, other than that this game worked amazingly. Aside from one crash where I went into the close encounters mission with goose mode enabled, and it crashed for some reason, I walked forward and swung at a spiderling with the notepad and the game died. No other crashes happened though, so again, I do recommend this game, it might be a little short, but more will hopefully be added.

is good

Everything in this game is fun, except 80% of it's campaign. I really want to love this game, it looks fantastic, plays great, runs... fine I suppose, but the big sticking point, the major flaw it has, is all the timed missions. Now look, don't get me wrong, I understand why they're important, but in a game like this, they aren't forcing hard decisions, they aren't promoting enjoyable playstyles, instead, they legitimately punish you for having fun. If you go in blowing things up, crashing cars all willy nilly, running in guns blazing, you instantly lose. The only way to win most of these levels is to spam quicksave as you slowly drive a car to a specific spot so that you can use it in your master plan. And if it so much as bumps into a bush you need to hit quickload, cause that damage may very well ruin your master plan. In a game about destroying things, you are forced to strategize and plan, and after that, if you destroy a single thing all is ruined. I didn't come into this game to play chess, I came in it to destroy things and de-stress. All the missions involving destroying stuff, fantastic, it perfectly fits the games target audience and works to the game's strengths, but the timed missions flaunt all the flaws. Like the fact that your character moves like molasses and cars are terrible to drive and control, since they have a tendency to brush an immovable object and lose all momentum and break. I have seen a plethora of streamers and YouTubers just cheat in all the items, since no one wants to slog through the campaign. But I guarentee you that by either making all the timed segments more lenient or remove them entirely then many of them would much more likely play through it, the beginning missions set things up, the progression of your house is grand world building, but I just don't want to keep slamming my face into this timed wall. I think one of the best levels I have played so far in this is the one I recently beat, it's the one where you need to get the painting while making sure the lightning doesn't catch everything on fire and set off the alarm. That level shows what all the timed missions should be, missions where the timer isn't inevitable, but rather a hazard that can be avoided, imagine if instead of being forced to sit and stare at the map while slowly crawling around it just to find out the fastest way to get all the main objectives, you simply had to get the items carefully, like if you broke something or did something incorrectly, like broke a window, caught something on fire, tripped a wire. That would be far more engaging than, "If YoU tOuCh MaIn ObJeCtIvE aLaRm Go WeE wOo". I don't want to play this game due to how annoying it's getting, I came to have fun and de-stress, not to plan things out and waste time plotting a long arduous course of action that only barely works with perfect execution and doesn't account for the fact that I haven't gotten any of the optional objectives for any of the missions from car wash and on. Please fix the timers or add an option to remove them, since it takes something that should be fun, and makes it boring.

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Nice

If this game had some scripting to the level editor, modded weapon support, new weapons, or the online mode were to be fixed and not in the nigh-unplayable broken state it's in, this game would be far better, the best experience I've had was playing this game locally with my younger brother via another controller plugged in to it and we played all-night and stopped when the sun came up. Unfortunately, with the lack of new content, I haven't had one of those moments again, I'd play for a short while and get bored because it's same ol' same ol' with the same maps and weapons(Yes there are community maps but most are just low effort jokes and you can only play on the USSR symbol for so long till it gets old), or the online mode would just freeze up and no one can move, thus softlocking the match and forcing EVERYONE to leave. I was really hoping this game would have another themed update, like Easter, Valentine's day (would've been PERFECT to have added a tommy gun here), or St. Patty's day. But nothing, just some more tools with map making. Game's still fun just feels like it's lacking in some important things, like customization, new stuff, fixed online, heck, an easter egg or two would be GREATLY appreciated. All in all, I like the game, and can't wait for SOMETHING new to be added.

This game is amazing I admit that it is quite buggy but c`mon, it`s early access and it`s going to be buggy, this game is amazing, the sharks are a little bit weird going through the ground and having the spawn rate of the fish, but it has alot of glitches still making it awesome, which not many games can do, but it still is awesome, even if it has glitches, I give a 10/10