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25.0 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like this game, it's got a funny little character in it, he's got glasses on
Posted April 8, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
52.5 hrs on record
not titanfall 3
Posted July 18, 2024.
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24.5 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
All the strategy from Poker combined with the sensory input of a slot-machine, its the perfect game
Posted July 10, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
91.3 hrs on record (40.1 hrs at review time)
We actually did it didnt we
Posted May 3, 2024. Last edited May 8, 2024.
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48.5 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
my favorite part is when the robot said "its ultrakilling time" and then ultrakill'd everyone
Posted August 18, 2022.
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245.0 hrs on record (140.9 hrs at review time)
cowboys
Posted May 4, 2022.
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217.4 hrs on record (123.1 hrs at review time)
brain hurt
Posted March 27, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
455.8 hrs on record (278.9 hrs at review time)
You can have the most advanced colony known to man, nano bot healing tech, weapons with highly suffisticated AI that makes whoevers wielding them an unstoppable killing machine, armor out of the hardest material in the rim, spaceships, 26 mortars and 100+ auto turrets for defense, 16 individually heated and powered grow houses making sure you can grow all year round. And then a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato blight kills all of your plants and your colonists die of starvation. 10/10 god is dead
Posted January 24, 2022.
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689.3 hrs on record (202.5 hrs at review time)
Honestly just very dissapointed with the devs after this update.

The update was supposed to be a fresh new Face for a niche game, maybe attracting some more players. But instead we got a worse product than before. I mean they had to have known, the game stutters, certain compounds in the new map (which is the only one in the map rotation for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason for the next 30 DAYS) just halve your fps. The Sun likes to flicker, which is super annoying and the crashes are in full force. Open the Map when a bounty is banished? Crash. Tab out? Crash. Shoot someone? Stutter, then crash.

But worst of all is the new UI. I dont know who they hired for this but they somehow made it worse than the old UI in every conceivable way. It feels like im trying to equip my character using a TV remote on the Netflix TV-App.

It's becoming more and more obvious that they just do not care.

There is so much jank in the game after the update that they HAD to have known what they are putting out, yet they still did it. ♥♥♥♥ the player as long as it gets us more Battle-Pass purchases right? smh.
Posted October 26, 2021. Last edited August 24, 2024.
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11 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Got to brush my teeth for 2 minutes, then got sent to brazil.....


10/10 One of humanites best creations
Posted October 23, 2020.
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