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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
There're many krills in the ocean. This is none of them but don't forget you're one in a krillion special.
Posted December 26.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Not so deadly apparently...

Racing game set in post apocalyptic cities. Interface hard to navigate with controller. Visuals are something you would expect from 2009 game. Music is a mixed bag of metal and electronic. Tournament mode, scenario, quick race and drag race modes are available. 10 different tracks across world and 11 cars to choose from. Design is mostly ok offering a bit of variety. 3 levels of upgrades for engine, transmission and armor. Weapons are divided into main, secondary and rear. Machine guns, laser, plasma rifle and mines are available. Controls are mostly ok and it's pedal to the metal type of game. Guns take some shooting before taking down opponent cars and running out of ammo is common. Pick up some power ups during race like repair, boost, ammo and such. If you like games like Gas Guzzlers, Crashday and similar racing games you might wanna check it out. 5/10 maximum rating score system of doom.
Posted December 26. Last edited December 26.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Weird fighting game with multiple quirky characters where you detonate enemies in 1v1 battles across the universe. Visuals low res but at least work on every PC. Characters are mostly judo federation champions like sharkmen, lobster and some anime characters, one with TV instead of head. Expect funny gameplay and a lot of clipping through the floor, walls and characters. Music is catchy that must be said. Levels simple with some bizzare backgrounds. Character movements lack som finesse but at least gameplay is somewhat fun for a minute or so. Controls are mostly ok, punch, kick, grab, side step and roll. Special attacks can be executed. Recommended if you like quirky fighting games otherwise skip pip.
Posted December 25.
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7 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Motorstom but with more deadly cars

Racing game that is mostly ok but there're some major flaws behind the gears...
General idea is that you pick killing machine of your choice and smash opponents using weapons. Two things are taking into consideration: number of kills and number of laps, combined they give you score. There's no campaign, everything is unlocked from start. Two available modes are: arcade and apocalyptic challenge where you compete for points. Most of time you wanna pick second option as it gives you opportunity to drive on every track (essentially tournament). Gameplay is mostly hit or get killed. One hit in most cases means death so health could've been higher because during race you die a lot and respawn even more. Next thing - racing, controls are tight not too slippery but tight enough so you can feel the car when turning or accelerating but the problem is moon like physics which send you flying like a leaf on the windy day. 7 tracks and 12 cars to choose from each equipped with devastating weapons. Main crown of the game are crazy vehicles offering 3 deadly weapons: back, side and front. To use them pick barrels with specific color during race. Generally get in front and spam with red weapon (back) to smash opponents behind. Another thing, when you got hang of it game become easy. On the brink of positive review I give this game 6-/10 because cars are unique and tracks somewhat entertaining but after that there's not much to explore.

PROS
+ Crazy vehicles
+ Different tracks
+ Music

CONS
- No campaign mode
- Visuals
- Moon like physics
- No challenge
Posted December 22. Last edited December 22.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
Just like the title says.
Posted December 22.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Essentially mini racer with mini cars and mini obstacles like props on the kitchen table. For a racing game it's ok. A few different camera angles, sadly without top down view. Controls are good and not too slippery but there's issue when using controller - triggers don't work! Many people have been complaining about this, still not fixed however. Plenty of different vehicles including trucks, sports cars, vans etc. All can be upgraded engine, body and tires. Levels are good with some variety - kitchen table, workshop, kids room, lab etc. Some obstacles to avoid like billiard balls not mentioning other balls, toys, dice and many various props. Generally speaking play if you like Micromachines and such, pretty much.
Posted December 22.
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4 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
Pretty much like flappy birds but with more oomph. Shoot obstacles and gun jump avoiding obstacles and collecting bits. Arcade gameplay with psychedelic visuals that will blow your head off. 3 planets divided into several rounds each with 10 levels. Stages are short and memorizing level is the most important with a bit of trial and error. For a simple arcade game it's ok, but if you're looking for something more - look somewhere else.
Rocket jump out of ten.
Posted December 22. Last edited December 22.
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8 people found this review helpful
10.1 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Next gen Rollcage
Futuristic racer with hoverjets and two sided cars which can drive on ceilings just like that. Huge wide tracks often split into multiple paths and plenty of vehicles to choose from. Speed is above your expectations so make sure to wear some googles. Levels turn racing into stunt event playing with perspective and changing how you drive - on walls, upside down and such. Vehicles have classic cars which have wheels and hoverjet cars which fly close to the surface. Generally speaking first group have better grip and second better acceleration or high speed. Campaign mode divided into tiers each one getting more difficult than previous one. Multiplayer mode is available, hard to find people though. Controls are customizable so sensitivity can be changed. High grip is important but will you trade it for better speed or acceleration? Overall speed is serious and so is the gameplay. One mistake will send you flying into space literally. A few power ups like speed boost, rockets, laser, minigun and such. Can hold up to two at once and activate them in any order. Gameplay consist of races, battle races where you have to score points and arenas. Music is great. What can I say? I could've wish for more content and power ups. Huge fan of this game so highly recommended! 9/10 in maximum rating score system.
Posted December 21. Last edited December 21.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Whimp squadron squeeky squeeky.
Posted December 21.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Looks like someone was trying to make mix between Carmageddon and first person driving game set in cyberpunk setting. I bought this one and what did I get? Stuck at loading screen for a few minutes. Visuals are lacking some decent textures. Gameplay is all about driving across the city, picking up people and escorting them to specific point on the map just like regular taxi driver do. In the meantime other cars are trying to kill you. Gameplay is a bit shallow and as soon as you start playing realization come to mind - you're about to repeat same thing over and over. Upgrade car and buy weapons to get the edge. No controller support. Pretty much bad game. Super angry mode activated!
Posted December 19. Last edited December 19.
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