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78.3 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
This game is highly realistic and features an accurate portrayal of Tesla's Autodrive feature, including driving into a wall, driving into another car, driving into an pedestrian, and driving into oncoming traffic.

10/10 Would Recommend.
Posted December 27, 2025.
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28.0 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted November 9, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
20.6 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
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British TF2 Spy Simulator.
Posted September 24, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
32.8 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Well worth 26 Kromer.
Posted June 5, 2025.
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38.5 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
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Robot
Posted April 9, 2025.
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22.0 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
This game's story made me cry at the end. That is a damn accomplishment.


Thank you Red Candle Games.
Posted December 13, 2024.
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228.3 hrs on record (115.9 hrs at review time)
Pip
Posted November 7, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
39.2 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
This is the Harry Potter game I've wanted since I was a kid.
Posted February 12, 2023.
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60.4 hrs on record (51.9 hrs at review time)
Mr. Krabs: That’s Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.
SpongeBob: [excited] Pirates?
Mr. Krabs: Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?
SpongeBob and Patrick: [Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house] Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!
Mr. Krabs: Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skipping. Pirates don't skip. [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.
Mr. Krabs: Now, don't you feel more like pirates?
SpongeBob: [walks towards the plank using two peg legs] Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on the plank]
Patrick: [walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes] I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. [falls on SpongeBob] Ow.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! [fade to ship sailing across in midair] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.
SpongeBob: Really? Can we see the map?
Mr. Krabs: Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.
SpongeBob: Okie dokie, then.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"
SpongeBob: Okie... oops. [laughs while a jellyfish flies by him] I mean... [standing up] arrgh! Captain Krabs. [his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby] Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...
Mr. Krabs: Out with it man, arrgh!
Patrick: I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! [crash] land...
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?
SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater captain.
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it, boys, from the seaweed with 2 leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.
SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... [Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off] Which way, cap'n?
Mr. Krabs: Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
Patrick: Uhh... let's see, uhh... [points] that way, captain!
Mr. Krabs: 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces east.
Patrick: Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!
Mr. Krabs: Weast? What kind of compass you reading, lad?
Patrick: This one, sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.
Posted August 9, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.0 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Honestly? It's not a bad game. It feels like a sniper elite game with...a lot of differences. I saw a bunch of reviews saying how much they hate Jaeger Invasions, but honestly? I've loved them. I could see it being a real pain if you were in Single Player. The bugs are present, of course. Mostly the models acting funky or being stuck on the terrain. Some of the controls feel a little odd too. But overall, it's a fun game. I may suggest a sale though, the DLC is kinda stupid in price.
Posted May 27, 2022.
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