This is the most game of all time

Spent all day gambling on lottery tickets, eating cheetos, delivering newspapers, and babysitting.
Played a bit of arcade games, lost the only money I didn't spend on food.
Got enough tickets for a prize worth 50 cents.
Dug through the trash to get more money.
Sold my used lottery tickets.
Used this money to gamble again.
Spent this money on more arcade games but didn't get enough for a prize.
Broke and starving, I returned home.
realised that mom had food in the house.
Stole everything.
Kept the edible food, sold the fish and bird food.
Beat mom and the pet goose with my flashlight for a bit.
On my way to the pawn shop to sell my stolen goods, I passed out and probably died because I forgot to eat.
I even cooked the TV dinners but I forgot to eat them.
This all happened within one day.
10/10.

Cool they killed the dog