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Mingus, David S. Jones.
Born in the Mega Slough. Now living in my Salt Cellar
Father to Bryce Jones
Father to Dingus Jones
Father to Roy Jones
Son to Smaffy Jones
Brother to Slorb Jones
Brother to Crogley Jones
Owner of Gort
Friend to Kerdis
Friend to Teribus
Friend to Wazjig
Friend to Roderick
Friend to Barnabus
Friend to Yoshiro
Friend to Milbo
Friend to Henwick
Friend to Brojack Manhorse
Acquaintance of Keif
Acquaintance of Teribus
Advocate of Filbert
Supporter of Gurt
Supporter of Earl
Supporter of Dafydd
Known enemy to Arfa
Known enemy to Smogley
Known enemy to Arfed


The year is 2059.
The world is in ruin.
A dust-cloud billows over the mega metropolis of Slough.
Soaring through the sky a Crocochopter soars over the the megalopolis of Slough.
The population of Slough now rests in zorb-like ecospheres, but are under threat from the Crocomen.
(Mutated, half-crocodile, half-human)
They rain hell, Crocomissiles penetrating the eco-spheres of Mega Slough.
Send Help.

*orgasmic high-pitched Mingus scream*

Making our way out of the Slough through investing in penny stocks
On a quest to become the Supreme Galactic Leader
Am I better than Jesus? maybe. yes. I'm so damn smart.
More coming from the year 2059

Beware the croco-copters, they come during the day, only
when it is warm do the cold blooded croco-captains prowl for the
human survivors.

Rate of survival is 3.333% would you like to proceed? No0oooooo000000
Make me a god with the chemical sciences
(moon crack)