How to Counterstrike:

You don't
Wait just kidding.

See ur friends play it.
Buy Counterstrieks
Launch
FInd out how to move mouse
Find out about comp
First game
All alon
Sume scrubs yell at u
Because u noob
You have to face the truth
U is noob
Lag
More yells
Wow
Loose 200 games in a row
Then win 10
Get first rank
Sliver 1
Feel bad
Cri in corner
Because you bad at coutnerstreiks
Find youtubes
Get better
Eventually learn to talk
Becomes sliver 2
Gaben starts to hate u
Deransks to sliver 1
Cri in corner again
Find out about cases
THink u can make money
Sell ur liver for money
Open cases
Pray to Gaben
Gaben gives u nothing but blus
Get mad at gaben
Loose all money on addictioin
Think about ur lifres choices.

Repeat

Kill me