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shrimpy Aug 26, 2025 @ 9:01pm 
They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I've been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am a foreskin man.
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Your Wifes Boyfriend Aug 20, 2024 @ 9:17pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He refused but then i told him my parents are not home then he said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
Your Wifes Boyfriend Aug 20, 2024 @ 9:17pm 
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shrimpy May 30, 2021 @ 3:43am 
Are you an Ambassador of Christ, or an Ambassador of Rome? You might not even realize you are selling an off-brand instead of the Genuine Article, Christ is at the center, King Jesus is the Only Saviour, no one can ever deserve heaven by their own merit or contribution as it is a gift God gives freely, we must be born again. I am not a saint by my own merit, because I'm a "good/holy" person, because I have been "verified" to do "miracles," rather I'm a saint because Jesus made me holy before God by His own Righteousness and is the 100% contributor to my salvation.

Feel free to add me if anyone would like help coming out of cultic/false gospel systems and learning to rely 100% on God ONLY, not our own merit, not a vast pantheon of demigods to appeal to, etc.
muttzilla Nov 24, 2020 @ 8:23pm 
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