You come home from Work/School, Grab a beer/pepsi with a succulent Zinger Box, You turn on your PC and Join discord with the boys, It is a fresh wipe, Your mates force you into buying queue skip, You finally load in and wake up on the beach, and within seconds, A black naked is charging at you like a spartan, mouth wide open, Mic Spamming "Pee Pee Poo Poo Check" or the "ICarly" theme song, Before you know it, You are wounded and being teabagged, You spawn in again, And a bear is looking at you like you're a red salmon, You die again, Eventually you make it to a lighthouse, But after the traumatic experiences you have had, you climb to the top and wish your loved ones a happy life. You light your torch so every naked can see, And then you take a step forward and close your eyes.

That, Is Rust