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346.7 hrs on record (324.1 hrs at review time)
игра для толстых
Posted November 22, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
25.7 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Lois, I just figured out a way how to have sex with c-

Great game btw. Some bugs here and there but so far nothing as major as it was on release, when every year the savegame was getting corrupted and refused to load.
Posted October 8, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
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66.6 hrs on record
Spineless sellouts.

Just go play SWAT 4, the developers of that game at least had balls to leave the brutal and gory stuff that irl SWAT has to deal with uncensored.
Posted September 15, 2025. Last edited September 18, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
143.5 hrs on record (141.3 hrs at review time)
Well done, developers. You have successfully destroyed all RU units that could compete with their US counterparts toe-to-toe without resorting to esoteric schizo tactics and praying that your opponent will think that you're more r*tarded than himself and take the bait. The price nerfs are absurd. You moved the notorious t15, a heavy IFV, into a vehicle tab. Fine, I can see some logic behind it. But why THE ♥♥♥♥, does it cost as much as a proper high-tier tank with full upgrades? A t90 beats this overpriced ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ any day of the year, let alone an abrams in the same price-range. Not to mention that you now can only bring two of them. So what even is the point of taking it? Just use kurga if you need a decently-armored (it's worse than bradley btw) and punchy ifv or take more t90s.
The only viable strategy for RU now is simply mech spam. But oh, would you look at that! US spammy ♥♥♥♥ has APS while yours does not (only kurganets and bumerang, and even then the US counterparts are still better in everything including ATGMs. Hello javelin that shoots through smoke and has a 100 meters arming range). Considering that infantry survive getting their vehicle blown to pieces, and that US infantry is simply better, tankier, on average, this makes the US side better even in spamming ♥♥♥♥. Thank you for four massive RU nerfs in a row. At least you appeased the redditors. FLx, you *beautiful* french person, what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing?

And to all of you US fanboys who can't even comprehend the concept of playing the other faction (and discover the other 50% of the product you paid for), congratulations. Now you'll see more USvsUS mirror matches and still continue to loose when facing competent RU teams. But hey, at least you whined enough, and the developers turned your side into a powerfantasy point-and-click adventure.

Not to mention the whole lot of other issues like constant stuttering even on lowest settings (thanks Easy anti-cheat), questionable unit pathfinding, no save option for single player, no replays and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point economy. ♥♥♥♥ that still hasn't been fixed or added to this day.
Posted June 16, 2025. Last edited November 23, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Хомяк крутивший сервера сдох ♥♥♥♥♥. Пинг просто неиграбельный.
Posted January 2, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Мобильное го.вно.
Posted December 25, 2024. Last edited January 8, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
30.1 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Эстетика и стиль игры затмили для меня все баги и сырости раннего доступа. Так или иначе, игра в состоянии альфы. Имейте это в виду перед покупкой. С графическо-эстетической точки зрения здесь всё на 9 из 10, и это не субъективное мнение недавно вкатившегося в гримдарк хруща а объективная ♥♥♥♥ правда.
Posted September 25, 2024. Last edited January 7, 2025.
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