First off, there is no story in this game. Second off, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! These characters are scary looking! How am I suppose to get excited while making the characters interact with each other? Third, the sex was boring. Fourth, I cannot think of anything nice to say about this.

I got over 4,000 Achievements for starting the game. All I did was click the mouse to move the story forward, with no choices of how to direct the story. Terrible.

It's funny, you pay money for a game, to help people finish the game. We didn't pay them to put the game on pause. The last actual update was back in January of 2017. Then we get a b/s update in July 2017 saying the game is on pause. That makes about ten months as of this writing, since we had a real update. Another Early Access Game that I got screwed on. Enjoy my money, it's the last you'll ever get from me.

I went into this game not knowing what this was going to be about. It had me tense the whole time, because I had no idea what I was walking into. Nervious as hell, I made it through it, while learning this story, love story, while being scared of what could possibly be in the next room. All in all, go get this game, when it is on sale, and enjoy.

This game had probably the worst boss battle that I have ever had to play. Probably the only reason I even beat this game was pure luck; that's because, I believe the battle was an absolute guessing game that required no skill or method to even figure it out. I even timed things, read how other people tried to beat it (all who shared my frustration), but nothing worked, but luck. On a lighter side, I did overall enjoy the game, the mild story, and light puzzles. I wasn’t expecting this game to be 2.5D, but it didn’t take away from the game at all. And it was satisfying to play for a long while, until you get to that certain point of the game. The only reason I am recommending this game is, because there was more good experiences with this game rather than bad, even though the bad is pretty big.

It was great to play a game in the point-to-click style of games that I grew up with, such as Space Quest, Kings Quest, and other Sierra games as well as old Lucas Arts games and so on. Seeing Leisure Suit Larry, growing up, I learned later on in life why I was told no for these games. It wasn't until I played Magna ♥♥♥ Laude a few years ago, that I understood why. This is an adult game. The jokes, the humor, as well as the situations were pretty good. I did things to a cat and a whale that I would have not have imagined doing, well, ever. I must say though, the idea does seem fun though, at least to the whale. So now, the wait was worth it, since I appreciated it a lot as an adult, rather than what I would have as a kid. With that all being said, make a strong drink and enjoy this game.

I don't know what people's problem with this game was, but this was actually a lot of fun. Great Co-op experience as well, I must say. So all of you cry babies can go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. Get a friend, turn off the lights and make sweet love.... I mean, play the game and get into the mood.