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Recent reviews by N00BSAUSE

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
84.1 hrs on record (47.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its rough, but every single aspect of this game rough, is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glorious. THIS is the pirate game you've been waiting for. Well done lad's i got 50 hours in the first area just because its so immersive. i cannot leave any stone unturned!
Posted April 22.
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3 people found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record
this game feels jank as ♥♥♥♥. im sorely disappointed as id like to enjoy it. maybe finish a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ product before releasing it?
Posted March 7.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
225.3 hrs on record (219.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Killing time, with friends? yeah. Drive a truck places it shouldn't? Yeah. This game is wildly addictive. Speaking of which, I gotta go get my Atlas unstuck from the Limestone quarry.
Posted March 2.
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6.2 hrs on record
ERROR THIS GAME CANNOT DETECT GRAPHICS DRIVERS EVEN THOUGH THEYRE UP TO DATE AND I RUN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1440 ON EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ON THE MARKET. ♥♥♥♥ YOU FORZA IM DONE WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRANCHISE.
Posted February 28.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.9 hrs on record
this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game overrides my audio settings, wont open ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ options menu and runs like its stuck on an xbox. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
Posted February 28.
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3 people found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
try booting this up after its been taken over and its still and unplayable pile of ♥♥♥♥. good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck iceflake
Posted February 19.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.3 hrs on record
Try to drag yourself through this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash ass game. what the ♥♥♥♥ mafia? what sort of rehashed ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass red dead 1 is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage? ive TRIED TO FINISH THIS GARBAGE. IT PLAYS LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. RDR2 HAS BEEN OUT FOR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECADE WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUILD?! THIS GAME IS AN INFURATING RAILROAD OF MEDIOCRE GAME PLAY LOOPS FOLLOWED BY BUGGY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND HORRIBLE EXECUTION. TRUELY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWFUL EXPERIENCE. TAKE THE MONEY I PAID FOR THIS AND USE IT TO APPLY FOR NEW JOBS WITH DIFFERENT COMPANY. WHAT THE ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥.
Posted August 10, 2025.
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45.4 hrs on record (41.8 hrs at review time)
Plausibly, the best of these next generation bullet hell games.
Posted July 24, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
30.9 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
This game is literally, perfect.
Posted June 5, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
32.1 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I want to like and play this game. The game has V-Sync settings that cannot be shut off and it will occasionally just run like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage. Recently, in the last 48 hours i have not really been able to play it as it is a choppy screen tearing nightmare of ♥♥♥♥.
Posted May 28, 2025.
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