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I am gaming incarnate. I do not play games — I permit them to run in my presence.
Mechanics are merely suggestions until I arrive. Metas do not exist until I accidentally invent them at 3am while half-asleep.
Every frame renders for me. Every pixel awaits my approval. Every line of code exists solely to justify my inevitable dominance.
If I lose, it was a balance issue. If I win, it was destiny.
I don’t chase achievements — they unlock themselves out of respect.
Developers fear me. Patch notes are apologies written in advance.
This is not bragging. This is documentation.
Should you wish to witness greatness firsthand, my lobby is open.

m’lady
tips fedora, causes server rollback 🎩