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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2025 @ 1:24pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2025 @ 1:42pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2025 @ 11:14am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2025 @ 1:31pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2025 @ 10:40am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2025 @ 12:05pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2025 @ 11:26am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2025 @ 12:11pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2025 @ 11:23am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2025 @ 1:25pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2025 @ 1:29pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2025 @ 11:40am



How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,046 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
20,551 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
11,967 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.