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Recent reviews by ☩ Noj

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1,376.3 hrs on record (1,371.9 hrs at review time)
Posted October 4, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
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7.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Best game ever man.
This base changed my life.
I even forgot I had prostate cancer!
Posted July 6, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
762.8 hrs on record (100.3 hrs at review time)
Ohhhh im flashed im...

OH MY F****** GOD!!!!DUDE WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY IT'S LIKE I JUST SLAPPED THEM IN THE FACE WITH A F****** NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY BUT WHEN I GET F****** FLASHED IT'S LIKE SOME BIG BROLLIC BLACK DUDE NAME F***** REQUIS PULLED A F****** BEDSHEET UP AND AROUND MY HEAD A JUST PROCEEDS TO SKULLF*** MEEEEE!!

(Faze Jev 2014)
Posted December 12, 2022.
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92.5 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game saved my life.

I am 50.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted September 20, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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167.2 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ ass game stole my money then took my ownership
Posted August 26, 2022.
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20.6 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
It’s Nicolas freakin’ Cage & his butt buddy fin. Who wouldn’t want this? I bought one for all my loved ones for Christmas. They were at a loss for words. So much in fact, I haven’t heard from any of them since Christmas. Totally worth the money.
Posted July 28, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
14.1 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
i hit the nasty bill cams in this joint
Posted July 18, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
crazy ass game play it now pus
Posted June 22, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
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104.5 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
its good if u have no life and eat pee
Posted May 26, 2022.
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