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Recent reviews by Nicky Intensifies!™

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4.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I think this game would be a lot more fun if a 2-foot drop didn't force you off your skateboard.
Posted September 22, 2025.
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368.8 hrs on record (126.9 hrs at review time)
ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
Posted September 7, 2025.
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38.0 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)
I love this game from what I've played, but the minimum requirements are way off. I meet *slightly* above the minimum requirements, so I was expecting to run the game at a consistent 30 fps with the lowest settings, however, this isn't the case. I can barely get 30 fps with the lowest settings while the combat's died down and there's maybe a couple of enemies around, but when the combat picks up, it tanks hard.

Great game, very very bad optimization. If your computer's specs are similar to the minimum requirements, don't pick it up, or pick it up if you intend to upgrade your PC!
Posted December 13, 2024.
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883.3 hrs on record (420.4 hrs at review time)
you can hit the bong as heisenberg in GTA Online
Posted December 22, 2022.
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234.5 hrs on record (140.7 hrs at review time)
*Nuke launches in The Cranberry Bog for the 8th time today*

It's The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Fine.
Posted March 13, 2022.
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658.9 hrs on record (44.1 hrs at review time)
Fortnite can have Solos, Duos, Trios AND Squads all at the same time. Apex apparently can't have two of these going at the same time.

Good game last year, laughably bad today.
Posted March 13, 2022. Last edited August 24, 2024.
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10.0 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Half-Life 2
Posted February 11, 2022.
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0.6 hrs on record
best game ever
Posted October 19, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
76.0 hrs on record (28.0 hrs at review time)
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number is a sequel to the popular, kid-friendly game, Hotline Miami, but now, you take control of multiple Hotline workers, who do odd-jobs around the city of Miami, the gameplay is mostly the same as the 1st game, but is now more varied, the additions to the gameplay are as follows:
-Police, handling petty thefts
-Writer, writing about your fun experiences in the 1st game.
-Volunteering, the same as Hotline Miami's regular gameplay, but with no pay.
-Playing as the people who make the mess you need to clean up in the first place.
Posted May 2, 2021.
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13.6 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
In Hotline Miami, you do friendly neighbourhood tasks, given to you by phone. The gameplay varies from:
-Babysitting
-Courier Activities
-Plumber
-Cookie Baker
-DJ
It's fun, bite-sized, and addictive!
Posted May 2, 2021.
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