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13.1 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Mods to this game are wonderful 10/10 would play again
Posted January 12, 2025.
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104.2 hrs on record (29.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This games sucks pls Grinding gear games fix you flippping game. I cant even open it properly and when i play I get Cancer with second degre. And dont get me started on them cucking bosses they are so bad I hate them with my soul I swear Alva can get hit with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ car she is usllesss and can die of cancer tomorrow and no one would even care her family are all dead and thats good beacuse her stupid blood line should die. SHE IS USLESSS PLS REMOVE HER
Posted December 13, 2024.
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2.6 hrs on record
⭐☆☆☆☆

I was excited to dive into this game, but after only a few hours of playing, it's clear that the hitbox system is fundamentally broken. The hitboxes are so inconsistent that it feels like the game is fighting against you more than any of the enemies.

You can be miles away from an attack, and it still registers as a hit, while your own attacks seem to whiff even when you're right on top of the enemy. It's beyond frustrating, especially when you’re in the middle of a boss fight and lose because the hitbox decided to extend halfway across the screen for no reason.

Worse still, this issue affects everything: dodging, attacking, even environmental interactions. You can't trust what you're seeing on screen because what should happen just doesn’t match up with what actually happens. It completely destroys any sense of flow or strategy because it’s impossible to know if your actions will register correctly.

Until the developers fix these ridiculous hitbox issues, I can’t recommend this game to anyone. It’s more frustrating than fun, and I’ve wasted way too much time trying to work around its broken mechanics.

Save yourself the headache and skip this one.
Posted October 1, 2024.
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6.6 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
very nicajs game
Posted September 1, 2024.
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