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This is it. This is what it means to be a gamer. Cyberpunk 2077 has redefined a genre. First of its class, akin to the most forbidden of fruits. You won't want to miss this hidden gem, combining the greatest elements of gamer ever conceived. You play as John Cyberpunk in the year 2077. You are just a nobody down on his luck until one fateful day, the man himself, [/spoiler] Keanu Reeves[/spoiler], appears. The character design will make you fall head over heels, did I hear an "AWOOGA"? They say the greatest compliment one can receive is, "Wow, that is a gamer!" Let me tell you, I've been following this project for the last 6 years as one of the first backers on kickstarter, and the wait was worth every second. Let me just say, if you haven't played this game, you shouldn't be considered a gamer. Before this game hits the mainstream, you still have a chance to play it and say, "Hey, I actually played this game before it was cool!" The graphics? Unparalleled. The gameplay? Genre-defining. The music? Soul-soothing. The impact? Breathtaking

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