PorkOnRye
Rúsio Correia dos Santos
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil
Just Another One of Those Impostors

Shall we do it?

~~~~~Rest In Peace, Scottish Drunk. First man to rule the badlands.~~~~~
As few will know, from humble beginnings arose Scottish Drunk. A man proud of his heritage and knew a way or two on how to sling a pipe. Eventually, the poor lad met his fate at the blade of another Demo. You ask as to how this has any relevance, seeing as how you just respawn and carry on, but this match was unlike any other he had faced. It was an old Highland bet, his name, his honor, and his weapon of choice were on the line. It was nothing but the laddy's abundance of self-confidence that had him with his tail between his legs. And so, we witness the fall of a memorable old friend, all due to carelessness and lack of caution. It is truly sad to say he has gone, but let this stand as a reminder of one of the best bombslingers this side of Teufort.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We're gonna miss you buddy, cheers.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Actual Summary:
A dude just here to play some games, make some friends, and try his hardest. Not too hardcore competitive, but he's open to all kinds of gameplay. Friendly, funny, and a tad bit mad, but overall pretty nice. Appreciative and thankful of the community, he tries to help out in any way he can.
I am CatfishKin, and would appreciate it if you would acknowledge me as such.
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Just Another One of Those Impostors

Shall we do it?

~~~~~Rest In Peace, Scottish Drunk. First man to rule the badlands.~~~~~
As few will know, from humble beginnings arose Scottish Drunk. A man proud of his heritage and knew a way or two on how to sling a pipe. Eventually, the poor lad met his fate at the blade of another Demo. You ask as to how this has any relevance, seeing as how you just respawn and carry on, but this match was unlike any other he had faced. It was an old Highland bet, his name, his honor, and his weapon of choice were on the line. It was nothing but the laddy's abundance of self-confidence that had him with his tail between his legs. And so, we witness the fall of a memorable old friend, all due to carelessness and lack of caution. It is truly sad to say he has gone, but let this stand as a reminder of one of the best bombslingers this side of Teufort.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We're gonna miss you buddy, cheers.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Actual Summary:
A dude just here to play some games, make some friends, and try his hardest. Not too hardcore competitive, but he's open to all kinds of gameplay. Friendly, funny, and a tad bit mad, but overall pretty nice. Appreciative and thankful of the community, he tries to help out in any way he can.
I am CatfishKin, and would appreciate it if you would acknowledge me as such.
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World's Best Dad
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Spulunk
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BUBBY BOT
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"Memorable" Quotes Over The Years
"2+2=We're Screwed" -IRL
"It takes a lot of work to be a Jackbag" -IRL
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, you're lucky I've got this pack of Fruity Chew here." -GMod
"Go have a baby." -IRL
"Nuclear Fallout has left us with this brutally silly ♥♥♥♥." -GMod
"Never mind her, she's just a sandwich." -GMod
"You're a good man, Charlie Brown." -GMod
"With the speed of Kenyans!" -GMod
"Quiet, my body requires nutrients." -DayZ
"Hello I'm Marquis how are you?" -DayZ
"Oh wait, I killed him. That probably came off as facetious." -DayZ
"I will kill every last one of you, unless you tell me where you got that food!" -DayZ
"I was under the impression that you were NOT about to kill all my friends... But you did." -DayZ
"HOLY COW IS THAT A CRYING SANDWICH OVER THERE?! Those are my favorite kind." -DayZ
"Hahaha, ah controversy." -Civ 5
"We're all livin' in human condition, but he is speakin' it." -GMod
"♥♥♥♥♥, I fight tables." -Starbound
"This door is cowboys, and it tips it's hat." -Crypt Worlds
"FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! ♥♥♥♥, forgot my weapons." -GMod
"Clerics don't give a ♥♥♥♥, Clerics do what they want. Get Drunk Get Paid. Do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -???
"It's not a female, but I feel compelled to bone it." -Online
"Mecha Wings: For when you want your chicken to have that nice, metallic taste." -S.K.
"It's easier to SAVE the Princess than to RAISE the Princess." -IRL
"Trade pants for chicken to keep on kickin'." -DayZ
"I Imagine the smell of badassery smelling alot like Pine-Sol." -IRL
"Wait guys, I gotta download Hitler's arms!" -GMod
"STOP WATERING YOUR PLANTS RIGHT NOW!" -Animal Crossing
"I'm not right after that Orange Juice, man..." -IRL
"♥♥♥♥ man, I clicked outta Jesus!" -Online
"Join us son, we're making blood angels!" -Online
"Don't do drugs with the forest owls." -Online
"I wanna force-feed you frosted donuts." -Online
"I would NOT trade my girlfriend for unusual hats." -IRL
"I wanna make love to these nuggets." -IRL
"Aw, did I just get one of those Life Achievements?" -Online
"MY FACE IS BIRDS, MARGARET." -Online
"Give me two of these and one of those and I can solve the universe!" -Online
"Dude, my grass tells me things." -Online
"Jus' beat 'em wit' a flashlight." -GMod
"I'm gonna rub you like a BARCODE." -Online
"They were my wontons, go to hell!" -IRL
"I eat gum for a living." -IRL
"Midget love is just another form of Minecraft." -Online
"Walt Disney WAS a hotel hero." -GMod
"You Cinematic Bitchcake." -Online
"I have to take it out and whack it now for Mr. Clean." -IRL
"(Drops the groceries)" -IRL
"Hey baby, what's your bloodtype?" -DateSim
"All I can do is create units, and I can't support them; I am basically the epitome of a stereotypical deadbeat dad." -Civ 5
"Dude, I'm so Rye right now." -Starbound
"I'm going to go back in time and make your grandparents ♥♥♥♥ some Egyptians." -IRL
"What the hell is a squird?!" -Online
"I was having a fight with Turban People!" -Online
"You lowfat little ♥♥♥♥♥." -IRL
"If blood tasted like chocolate; I'd so be a vampire." -Online
"Don't be a dweeb-- Excuse me, girls." -IRL
"I am threatened by these feet."