Machete
Bismarck, North Dakota, United States
Machete on discord
OhhMai on Uplay
PotentiallyDumb on Origin
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Machete on discord
OhhMai on Uplay
PotentiallyDumb on Origin
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Level
45
Currently Online
Badges  13
Games  348
Inventory   
Screenshots  81
Reviews  1
Groups  1
Not a Crappy TTT Servers
311 Members
Friends  90
173
Jekkfje
Offline
118
Gecko
In-Game
Gamble With Your Friends
100
King Bawlin IV
Offline
86
Heimdox
Offline
85
Nuked Up
Offline
83
Shish
Online
Achievement Showcase
1,147
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
16%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
413 hrs on record
last played on Jan 25
Risk of Rain 2
Achievement Progress   75 of 171
+70
246 hrs on record
last played on Dec 27, 2025
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
Achievement Progress   41 of 48
+36
4 hrs on record
last played on May 25, 2025
NBA 2K25
Achievement Progress   2 of 46
Comments
76561199434347980
Aug 1, 2025 @ 2:29am 
๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ“ข
reme leader 049
Apr 4, 2022 @ 5:33pm 
Machete? More like butter knife
Cheezbrgr
Aug 17, 2018 @ 11:24am 
despacito
Owl House Jigsaw Puzzle For Sale
Jun 19, 2018 @ 8:48am 
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒŸ โญ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’— smile ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’ซ ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜โญ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—

hit it from the back and drive you

๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒŸ โญ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’— wild ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’ซ ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜โญ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—

girl I lose myself up in those

๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜˜ โญ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’— eyeeyeeyeeyeeyes ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’ซ ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜โญ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–โญ๏ธ
Martendo
Jun 10, 2018 @ 6:29pm 
โ™ฅ this is a windmill send it to your friends
Owl House Jigsaw Puzzle For Sale
Jun 5, 2018 @ 4:50am 
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