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5.3 hrs on record
Got this game on sale for 4 dollars, which is a great price for the game considering I've already gotten halfway through it.
I can tell you it's a short game. The boating from Assassin's Creed 4 is here and that's great, loved that. The sailors don't really sing for me, which is a bit of a letdown but meh. Gotta say I love the like African vocals and instruments that sometimes play when you liberate slaves and sync viewpoints on the map as is tradition.

Can't remember a half a second of the 2ish hours of story I've played through so that's kinda stink.

Fun while it lasts maybe.
Grab it on sale
Posted September 20, 2020.
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100.4 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Friendship ended with Crusader Kings 2
Now Crusader Kings 3 is my best friend
Posted September 3, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
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2,215.4 hrs on record (1,452.6 hrs at review time)
Returning to this game after a long break I can say that I still don't know all the ins-and-outs of how this game works, nor do I understand all the different methods of progressing and earning the phat loot.

A friend or an active guild to play the game with is probably a good idea.
If I recall correctly, the game itself didn't really teach me much of anything and I doubt it ever really will have any sort of good tutorial system for everything, in it's current state.
There's constantly new events and updates and junk added to the game, so that's subject to change.

AFK fishing exists for the lazy and the too depressed and/or busy to grind the game like a 2nd job. Not sure what other things to do yet, but whacking bastards over the head with big-ass swords is never a bad time.

Be prepared to spend all your hard-earned american marks on this massively-multiplayer online pay-to-win time-sink.

Arbitrary numerical score/10.
Posted January 11, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,180.2 hrs on record (900.5 hrs at review time)
NO
Posted January 10, 2020. Last edited October 13, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
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0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Saya no uta is my favorite visual novel of all time, and learning that it came to steam I bought it nearly instantly.

You should buy it too. If you like visual novels but have never played Saya no Uta, there's never been an easier way to grab a copy of the game (legally, anyways).
If you're like me and have played it 12 times, buy the game so you don't have to feel guilt for your years of internet piracy.

Support your favourite game developers with your wallet, and soon when the communists win we won't have to feel guilt for pirating all those porn doujinshis back in the 2000s.

Soon.

Highly recommended. 10/10.
Posted August 14, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
For the love of God: STAY AWAKE
Posted August 8, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
WAZZAAAAPPPP


Please buff your damn killers, BHVR

Fix the map design too maybe?

I dunno.

Nerf after nerf and it's getting old
I swear to God, I've lost faith in the devs
Posted June 20, 2019.
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23 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
46.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Day 1: Enter a bar to buy food but accidentally start a fight. Get hit in the head a few times and run away, choosing to sleep it off.
Day 2: Sleeping it off didn't help, unable to find a doctor. Leave town, pass out, die.
Game over, just like that.

10/10. GOTY.
Posted May 20, 2019.