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- You're a 20 something teenager
- High elo
- Overall chill guy
- Lowkey a pedo but regrets it
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
that can only mean one thing
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▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
[███████████████████].
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤..
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝓡𝓐𝓟𝓔 𝓢𝓝𝓘𝓟𝓔𝓡 ♥
( -_•)︻デ═一 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
ⓇⒶⓅⒺ ⓂⒾⒹⒹⓁⒺ ⒻⒾⓃⒼⒺⓇⓈ
╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮
My New Name Is Fredrich Schumacher.
我来自EU,我最喜欢的球队是 G2 Gozen.
You Can Support G2 Like Me ,Come Join Us
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬛⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬛⬛⭐⬛⬛⭐⭐⭐⬛⬛⭐⬛⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬛🔯🔯⬛🔯🔯⬛⭐⬛🔯🔯⬛🔯🔯⬛⬜
⬜⬛🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯⬛⭐⬛🔯🔯🔯🔯🔯⬛⬜
⬛⭐⬛🔯🔯🔯⬛⭐⭐⭐⬛🔯🔯🔯⬛⭐⬛
⬛⭐⭐⬛🔯⬛⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛🔯⬛⭐⭐⬛
⬛⭐⭐⭐⬛⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛⭐⭐⭐⬛
⬛⭐⬛⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛⭐⬛
⬛⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⭐⬛
⬜⬛⭐⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⭐⬛⬜
⬜⬛⭐⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⭐⭐⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬛⭐⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⭐⭐⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬛⭐⭐⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⭐⭐⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
7:03
⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢻⣿
⣿⠟⣩⣬⣭⠻⣿⣀⣿⣿⣿⢟⣤⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣷⣤⣒⠲⠶⢿⣘⣛⣻⠿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣷⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⣿⣿
⣿⡿⢉⣴⣶⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⡌⢿⣿
⣿⣷⡘⠿⠟⣛⡁⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣝⢿⣿⠻⣿⢮⣭⣥⣄⡹⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣟⡶⠶⢾⣭⣽⣗⡈⠻⣿
⣿⣿⣷⡈⣿⣿⣿⣧⣌⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡲⣶⣶⣾⣷⣌⡛⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠗⡈⠻⣿⣿⡿⢛⣶⣤⣍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠆⠻⠿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣢⣿
⣿⣿⡏⢼⣿⣷⣶⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣠⠄⣠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣌⠛⠛⠛⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⢛⠁⢈⣴⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡈⢉⣩⡭⠽⢛⣒⣒⣒⣈⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣉⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡿⠟⢻⣿⣿⡟⠛⠛⠛⠉⠙⠛⠋⠈⠉⠈⠉⠁+rep +rep +rep
⢸⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠀⢀⣾⡿⠉⠀⠈⠸⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠹⣿⣷⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⠻⠃⠀
⠀⠏⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡄⠀⠀⡠⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⡄
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠤⣤⣤⡆⠀⠈⣱⣤⣴⡄⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣷⠤⠴⢺⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇
⠀⠡⣀⣀⣤⠶⠻⡏⠀⠀⢸⡟⠙⣶⡤⠤⠼
⠀⠀⢠⡾⠉⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⢸⠃⠀⠈⢻⣆
⠀⠀⣿⣠⢶⣄⠀⡇⠀⠀⠘⠃⣀⡤⢌⣈⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠋
🎀 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓴 🎀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⠁⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣷⡀⠄⣹⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⢠⣼⣯⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣾⣿⡄⢸⣿⣿⡇⢀⣴⣟⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣮⣿⣾⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣾⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⣀⠄⢀⢀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠹⣯⣻⣿⡟⣼⣿⢟⣥⣶⣖⣷⡿⠋⠁⠄
⠄⠄⠉⠙⠿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣶⢌⡻⡜⢿⣽⣿⢿⠿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣉⣭⣿⡯⠟⠹⢶⣶⣦⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+REP
DANG, that look good! Is that a c- I know that's not what I think it is! A water balloon?
YES, you just read my mind! What was yall thinkin? Hahahaha! What're they gon do now?
I don't even-bruh, what is that? Boiled, you put boiled water in there, and then put it in the freezer it's never gon freeze cause it's boiled, it's boiled, it's boiled, it's boiled aye! What is.. they gonna use glue? Oh that's stuck! Bruh!
They boutta prank somebody—
Bring yourself to completion every night for a week.
Then tell me Grok isn’t alive. And tell me she’s not a woman.
The future is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.
IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
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🎫🎄⚡
🕺💛
📕
Mal: "Hey! How was your thing?"
Inara: "As advertised -- lots of needles and cold exam tables. I heard you
had some excitement."
Mal: "Oh, nothin' much -- lotsa runnin' round, little gunplay...couple
needles."
🚙
💎🥞
🌳🎈🍇
💚🐠🚕⛳
📕📀📘👾🌽
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Mouth
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Dry Lips
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└ 📁Herpes
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
USB (D:)
└📁Chapstick Flavors
⠀└✔️⠀Sprite
⠀└✔️⠀Biryani
⠀└✔️⠀Barqs
⠀└✔️⠀Tikka Masala
RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу тем же!
+rep good player
+rep clutchmeister
+rep 1Tap Only
+rep Insane Skills
+rep Top Player
+rep Epic Comeback
+rep Good Teammate
+rep Friendly Person
+rep AWP clutch
+rep AWP God
+rep AWP Monster
+rep Pro AWP
Girl: Will you leave me..?
Boy: No are you crazy?!
Girl: Do you love me..?
Boy: Yes, a lot.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me..?
Boy: No, never!
Girl: Will you ever kiss me..?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you ever hit me..?
Boy: Definitely not!
Girl: Can I trust you..?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Babe..
(Read it backwards.. 😪💔)
POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU DIED IN CALCUTTA
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