At the time of this review, I own 316 steam games. This is not including games I own from other services, console games I currently own, and games owned in the past that are no longer in my posession.
I have played thousands of games over the years, and let me tell you something.

Bad Rats is, without a doubt, the single greatest video game I have ever played.
Now, I was only able to play for a total of 32 minutes, but those were the best 32 minutes of my entire life.
Better than losing my virginity. Better than the first time I ever got intoxicated. Better than the first time I ever fell in love. Better than that time I found Jesus.
No sir. In fact, if you took every achievement in human history and combined them together, they would still only measure up to a small fraction of the excellence that is Bad Rats.

It is with great sorrow that I can never play Bad Rats again, for it is so amazing in it's execution that mortal eyes can only behold it's magnificence for so long. It's much like an Elder Scroll, or the Ark of the Covenant. To stare directly at it for too long can only be met with death. This game was touched by God himself, and it shows in the expertly crafted gameplay and amazing audio that only the divine could hope to achieve.

If you do not have Bad Rats forever linked to your Steam account then I am sorry . . .But you are not a real gamer. Nay, I say, you are not even a real human.
You have not fully lived until you direct your army of brave mouse warriors to slay the evil cat plague through a series of convoluted death traps.
In fact, you should be sacrificing your own children to the Elder God's RIGHT NOW as thanks for this monumental game.

I give this game my full endorsement, now and always. 11/10. Monumental game. So good, much nice.