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7.2 hrs on record
absolutely hilarious
Posted November 28, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
193.7 hrs on record (40.1 hrs at review time)
While the game still has some issues that need to be sorted out (hitreg, desync, vehicles sometimes not spawning for one team) it is very enjoyable to play. The challenges and unlock conditions are too harsh in my opinion and need some tuning, but hopefully that will happen at some point. The devs are already working on tweaking stuff here and there. Getting 30 kills on a point during a single match just to get a soldier skin or having to get ~3000 kills to max out a weapon is a bit much.

Overall I can safely say
WE'RE BACK BOYS AND GIRLS
Posted October 16, 2025. Last edited October 16, 2025.
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15 people found this review helpful
77.1 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
For a SnowRunner player this game is a very welcome change of pace. You don't get stuck in mud every 2 minutes, you don't flip losing all your cargo every so often and at the time of writing this review there is no vehicle damage, so random pebbles can't rip out your suspension. For now there is also no fuel management, though it will be added in hardcore mode later this year. Cranes feel more enjoyable to use than in SnowRunner and loading cargo is really easy. Progression is done really nicely and the game guides you from one goal to the other, so you don't get overwhelmed with a billion contracts and missions available at once.

Combine all this with maps that are quite easy to traverse and you have a very enjoyable game to lay back and chill out. Building roads, recycling scrap scattered over the map and restoring different facilities is incredibly satisfying. Effortlessly plowing straight through a swamp using a tracked trench digger feels amazing. Even relatively mundane things like cutting down trees just feel so right. It scratches the itch I never knew I had and I'm absolutely hooked. I totally recommend it.
Posted June 17, 2025.
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98.2 hrs on record (40.5 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing, or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Posted May 13, 2025. Last edited September 30, 2025.
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501.9 hrs on record (482.2 hrs at review time)
I'm changing my review to negative for the 3rd time now, which honestly hurts me, as I'm a massive fan of the game and its universe as a whole. Unfortunately the developers are so incompetent and tone-deaf that I have to do this to let potential buyers know. I'm honestly bewildered because they already faced massive backlash twice and it seems like they haven't learned anything from it.

Right now, the game is full of random crashes, glitches, freezes and performance problems. Some of them absolutely game breaking, others are severe enough to completely brick PCs forcing you to reboot. The developers take their sweet ass time to fix them, or they just don't at all. The communication with the playerbase is abysmal and they pretty much only send vague messages in their Discord server that inevitably disappear in the sea of other messages. Close to no public messages to the community, no statements about the absolutely awful state of the game. The performance issues are steadily getting worse and worse, while the devs refuse to release a patch solely dedicated to performance and bug fixes. Yes, they actually refuse to do it. They said they are gonna fix bugs while releasing new content, but I don't think they realize that every new content drops adds new bugs to the already enormous pile [insert Sisyphus meme here]. At least we're getting premium content each month, right?

Their newest addition to the game (bug caves) were close to unplayable for 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeks, while the devs ignored massive community complaints about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ design of the new enemies. They didn't change them in any way other than making the experience miserable for everyone instead of just the host like it was before (don't ask me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spaghetti code that affects a lot more things like AoE damage that they supposedly "fixed" close to a year ago). Said enemies jump out in your face, removing 75% of your health forcing you to heal just to get jumped by 3 more. Their armor is designed in a way that they basically turn into a loadout check.

While this game can still be enjoyable with a group of friends dedicated enough to deal with this ♥♥♥♥, I would not recommend getting it if you're a solo player, or a casual that has limited time to play. You will get frustrated with random crashes, insane frame drops among other things or just plain bad game design. I had this game crash on me 3, sometimes up to 4 times in a single hour. I will change this review once things get better.
Posted April 2, 2024. Last edited September 16, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Mapa jest ok, gospodarka nie powala, ale jest potencjał, żeby samemu sobie to rozbudować i zrobić po swojemu i grać większością maszyn, w przeciwieństwie do polskich modowych map, gdzie progresja się kończy na C360. Nowe maszyny na plus, dobrze zrobione, szczegółowe, jak to Giants. Tylko do Zetora się mogę przyczepić, bo wygląda jakoś tak sztucznie.

Największym minusem są uprawy, czyli to, na co czekałem najbardziej. Grając na singlu nie ma żadnej metody na zbiory solo, pozostaje tylko wynajem pracownika i jazda za nim w kółko. Giants chyba to przewidział i wyłączył niszczenie zbiorów dla tych nowych upraw. Pomocnik trochę się czasami gubi, ale w większości przypadków daje sobie radę. Dopóki ktoś nie wypuści moda na kombajn ze zbiornikiem, to nie warto się nawet brać za zbieranie tego, przyjemność jest prawie zerowa. Dla wytrwałych i masochistów pozostaje jeszcze zbieranie tego w skrzynki, ale zbiera się tego tyle, że pewnie ładowanie tych skrzynek zajmie więcej, niż samo zbieranie.


Czy DLC jest warte prawie 90zł? Raczej nie. Chyba, że ktoś jest ostro nakręcony na zbieranie marchewek. Pozostałym polecam czekać na promocję.
Posted December 17, 2023. Last edited December 17, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
Legit one of the worst packs you can get. The P-40 is more than good, but the B1 ter is a useless heap of junk. Most of the time you can't even pen equal tiered tanks, not to mention 3.3 and 3.7 tanks which you will be seeing a LOT.

The ONLY thing this tank is good at is bullying tanks in a downtier, which you will see once a month maybe. I played around 30 battles in it and never got a battle lower than 3.3, not even once. It's either 3.3 or 3.7 for this thing. At these BRs it is simply useless, as it's gun can't pen anything and it does marginal damage even if it pens, while its own armor doesn't hold up most of the time. You can't even disable barrels with it, as it usually takes 3-4 shots to destroy a barrel.


The P-40 on the other hand is a beast. Very good at CAS while being able to hold its own in a dogfight.
Posted November 22, 2023. Last edited November 23, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
Czekałem z napisaniem tej recenzji, aż ukończę cały content oferowany przez to DLC. Ten moment właśnie nastał, więc postaram się jak najlepiej opisać i streścić jego zawartość dla osoby zainteresowanej kupnem.

W dniu pisania tej recenzji, DLC kosztuje 23,99zł. Za te pieniądze dostajemy jedną, dość małą mapę, oraz dwa pojazdy (buggy i coś na wzór Dakarowego Kamaza). Oba te pojazdy są absolutnie bezużyteczne poza tą mapą , w przeciwieństwie do pozostałych DLC, gdzie pojazdy i dodatki można spokojnie wykorzystywać na pozostałych mapach. Pozostałe DLC oferują też o wiele więcej zawartości w tej samej cenie.

Osobiście mapa totalnie nie przypadła mi do gustu. Jak na każdej mapie, jest kilka zadań, gdzie trzeba dostarczyć to i owo w różne miejsca, do tego jeszcze wrócę. Mapa jest jednak nastawiona głównie na ściganie samemu ze sobą, bo botów w wyścigach nie ma. Jest też kilka wyzwań, które są dedykowane dla co-opa, więc trzeba znaleźć sobie partnera do gry, jeśli chcemy mieć 100%. Bardzo dziwi mnie decyzja podjęta przez developerów, ponieważ dany wyścig/wyzwanie trzeba najpierw zrobić jako kontrakt, po czym trzeba go zrobić jeszcze raz jako wyzwanie czasowe na medal, oraz czasami trzeci raz, jeśli jest ono też w co-opie. Jazda kilka razy dookoła mapy, żeby zrobić 100% jest dość irytująca i moim zdaniem powinno wystarczyć ukończenie wyścigu raz, w formie kontraktu.

Wracając do kwestii dostarczania ładunków, czyli klasycznego gameplayu w Snowrunnerze.

Na "normalnych" mapach mamy punkty załadunku, skąd bierzemy ładunki i je rozwozimy. Tutaj developerzy poszli na łatwiznę, albo chcieli urozmaicić rozgrywkę i wszystkie ładunki bierze się z pojedynczej strefy wytwarzania, którą trzeba zasilić generatorem, który z kolei pracuje na paliwo. Wyprodukowanie każdego ładunku pobiera określoną ilość paliwa z generatora. Niby wszystko fajnie i super, ale w bardzo prosty sposób można to wykorzystać. Na miejscu jest sklep z przyczepami, więc wystarczy kupić cysternę, zatankować generator i od razu wyprodukować wszystko, co potrzeba na mapie. Jeśli skończy się paliwo w cysternie, to wystarczy podjechać 10 metrów do przodu, sprzedać ją i kupić nową. Moim zdaniem jest to kiepskie i bardzo monotonne rozwiązanie, ponieważ wszystkie ładunki bierzemy z tego samego miejsca.


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