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Recent reviews by EggieSpaghett (Xe/Zir/Zirself)

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124 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
28.3 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Epilogue is only included on the Complete Collection as a "bonus". Studio confirmed it will not be sold separately or given to season pass owners.
Posted June 23, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
38.4 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
Studio has dropped PC support
Posted March 22, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Its okay, pretty meh and the concept gets old fast
Posted February 14, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
26.4 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
One of the most erotic experiences of our time:

"So big" - She

"The most intense experience I've ever had... I can't feel my legs" - Stephen Hawking

"Thief sucked more than Lewinski, a nice change of pace" - President Clinton

"I kill Walt" - Detective Hank Schrader

"I've played the game for over 1,000 hours and only got caught once" - Osama Bin Laden

10/10 would recommend to any fans of 50 Shades of Grey, and the self-help spin-off 50 Shades of Yay!
Posted April 8, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
111.6 hrs on record (108.3 hrs at review time)
Fun game that is unfortunately plagued by microtransactions, pay to win elements, and terrible online play
Posted March 9, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
13.1 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
If you don't play this game then ♥♥♥♥ you
Posted March 5, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,878.3 hrs on record (1,460.3 hrs at review time)
This game is excellent for any students looking to brush up on Spanish, Portugese, and Russian obscenities and slang. The best cursing language software on the market. As an educator, I would highly recommend this for anyone looking to start a career as a sailor in a foreign navy.

9/10
Loses one point for inconsistencies in the spelling of certain curse words. Double check all the words online, and you'll be fine.

Special Thanks: To the wonderful community of students from South America and Russia looking to teach others how to communicate their animosity in a new language.
Posted March 3, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
96.2 hrs on record (66.1 hrs at review time)
If you don't like this game I will kick you in the ♥♥♥♥.
Posted November 30, 2013.
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124 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.4 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
This booze cruise / ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will have you running for the sickbay and talking to the psychologist.

9/10

Lost 1 point for the elevators running too blooming slow.

♥♥♥♥ is slower than the elevators in Mass Effect 1.
Posted November 25, 2013.
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94 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.1 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
This is the game that unlocked in me the creative drive to pen erotic fan-fictions set in historical time frames. What began as a subtle, but highly erotic and mind-opening series of short stories has now become a career of mine. This game is the reason I'm making the big bucks with manuscripts like "Lionheart Shows His Richard" and "INside Saladin". I am in the process of my first screenplay "What Needs... "Doing", Milord?" and can say whole-heartedly that if this game can unlock even a fraction of that innate creative drive, then it is worth every penny.


10/10
Posted November 25, 2013. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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