I'm a bleeder

As a veteran of Malevelon Creek, I've seen almost every way the Automatons sought to destroy our way of life. As rookie Helldivers on the Automaton front, we were quick to familiarize ourselves with their kind. Yet even with all of our accumulated experience, and the sacrifices of all our comrades in defense of Super Earth, none of us could have possibly foresaw what the Automatons were truly waiting for... Corporate espionage.

Infiltrating our network, they've taken to undermine our way of life not through the fires of combat, as any honorable Super Citizen would.. but through deceit and trickery. They bided their time until the moment came to strike, turning our superiors against us with a 'simple' ultimatum. Some, tragically, have fallen for this ruse... but not us.

Our fight with this new threat is over. We've re-established security in the Helldiver battle net. We must now establish the supremacy of Super Earth. For now and always.

Sony has run. Now, it is time for us to sweep back the Automatons.

Obviously, this game is ten times better if played with a group of friends; as the shenanigans you can get up to are S E C O N D T O N O N E. Exploring is always a blast and the defense of your home base against what myself and my friend group referred to as the "Jews" was always fun. Traps are useful to hang those that attempt to steal your wallet and fire is a good method to reduce their bodies to ashes to prevent evidence seizure. 10/10 Would play again.