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Daunt Dec 18, 2025 @ 2:38am 
chicken tikka masala like player
he likes curry up the bum
vinnc Sep 10, 2024 @ 6:01pm 
I'm currently on summer break from highschool, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of Rocket League a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in Rocket League . I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted What a save! Wow! What a save! I assume I was stuck in prospect league forever. I also was playing soccer with my baby brother, only to find that I was trying to quick chat in real life. I have this crossbar burned into my vision that I'm constantly lining up at the 90 degree upper corner. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on canada day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of Prospect 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much Rocket League?
76561198994314276 Jul 29, 2024 @ 2:06pm 
^_^
stupiddualsensecontroller Mar 10, 2024 @ 11:51am 
you stupid n
diamo Mar 10, 2024 @ 11:51am 
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diamo Mar 10, 2024 @ 11:51am 
sign by ;3
yamow Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:16am 
u w0T M8
John Pork Nov 3, 2021 @ 7:19am 
I โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ my pillow and use my blanket as a big add condom so I can โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ inside my pillow like as if it was a real โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ. I be โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ the โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ out of my pillow ngl like godamn do yโ€™all ever just โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ that โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ so hard and then nut inside? Damn Itโ€™s probably better than real โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ tbh and no Iโ€™m not a virgin I lost my virginity to my pillow
John Pork Nov 2, 2021 @ 6:08am 
i cant even believe that i am breathing the same air with you. i would pay to hear you exhale just so that i may know the co2 has left ur lungs and then inhale as fast as i could to capture that sweet dirty air๐Ÿ˜‹ anyways, goodnight mommy...
Wolf Nov 1, 2021 @ 6:57pm 
she can do whatever she wants to me
Wolf Nov 1, 2021 @ 6:57pm 
I want her to stomp on me and id say sorry while being her โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ
Wolf Nov 1, 2021 @ 6:57pm 
Please
Jake.ใƒ„ Nov 1, 2021 @ 1:10pm 
bot
The Throbulator Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:58pm 
"๐‘ต๐’๐’˜ ๐’Š๐’‡ ๐‘ฐ ๐’‡๐’–๐’„๐’Œ ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’” ๐’Ž๐’๐’…๐’†๐’
๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’”๐’‰๐’† ๐’‹๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐’ƒ๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’„๐’‰๐’†๐’… ๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’‚๐’”๐’”๐’‰๐’๐’๐’†
๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐‘ฐ ๐’ˆ๐’†๐’• ๐’ƒ๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’„๐’‰ ๐’๐’ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐‘ป-๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•
๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž๐’Ž๐’‚ ๐’‡๐’†๐’†๐’ ๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‚๐’ ๐’‚๐’”๐’”๐’‰๐’๐’๐’†" - Nelson Mandela
John Pork Aug 25, 2021 @ 4:57pm 
u want to date me? :3 nya~
John Pork Jul 31, 2021 @ 5:18am 
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โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
Gawfs Jul 5, 2021 @ 8:48am 
Most Influential RL Player
John Pork Jun 19, 2021 @ 6:42pm 
signed by dog
dee May 5, 2021 @ 7:33am 
Signed by Zarf :)
RealGangstaMan123 Mar 31, 2021 @ 4:40am 
signed by Spiralz <3
Faded Jan 17, 2021 @ 9:51am 
Signed by Faded <3
dan Aug 30, 2020 @ 4:35pm 
rlcs coach kap
Toasty Jun 30, 2020 @ 4:50am 
Signed by Toasty <3