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Recent reviews by River

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206.4 hrs on record (101.3 hrs at review time)
Stardew Valley is one of those games that quietly becomes special the more time you spend with it. The pixel art is beautiful in a simple, cozy way, and every season feels alive with its own colors, music, and atmosphere. There’s something really calming about starting your day on the farm, talking to villagers, fishing by the river, or just watching the sun set over Pelican Town.

What makes the game stand out is how much care and personality is in everything. The characters feel real, the music is memorable, and there’s always something meaningful to work toward without the game ever feeling stressful. Whether you’re farming, mining, decorating, or just relaxing, Stardew Valley makes you slow down and enjoy the moment.

It’s a genuinely beautiful game — not just visually, but emotionally. Easy to recommend to anyone who wants a peaceful, rewarding experience.
Posted December 25, 2025.
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54.4 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
drugs
Posted September 8, 2025.
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26.2 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted June 1, 2025.
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13.7 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I thought Rainbow Six Siege made me depressed, but then I played R.E.P.O, and now I’m even worse. Every second feels like an endless cycle of frustration, boredom, and regret. The gameplay is clunky, the atmosphere is bleak, and instead of having fun, I just sit there wondering why I even started. If you're looking for a game that will drain every ounce of happiness from your soul, congratulations—you found it.
Posted March 16, 2025.
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2,016.0 hrs on record (1,080.7 hrs at review time)
This game single-handedly drained the joy out of my life. Every match feels like a slow descent into madness—teammates who don’t communicate, enemies who hit headshots before I even see them, and an economy system that somehow makes me feel both broke and scammed. I thought games were supposed to be fun, but Siege just reminds me that no matter how hard I try, I’ll never be good enough. If you enjoy suffering and questioning your life choices, this game is perfect for you. ♥♥♥♥ you Ubisoft
Posted March 16, 2025.
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3.3 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted December 21, 2024.
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2,287.5 hrs on record (1,099.1 hrs at review time)
100% play this game totallyyy not lag;)
Posted February 1, 2021.
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