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SOUND CHECK

everything is normal
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 4:03pm

OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES

when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 4:45pm

SETUP

breakout success
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 6:16pm

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE...

gladitorial rules
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 7:59am

PUNCHLINE

a cruel answer
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 10:38am

A young girl plays a song.

For all the days we've had, and all the days we will.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 12:35pm

<3

and the idea changes you in return.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 12:35pm

DEAD BALL

Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 8:45pm

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS

no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 9:02pm

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS

okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 9:07pm

Be nice.

Be NICE.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 8:45pm

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 8:54pm

ROPE BURN

This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 9:47am

THE STUFF HAVER

look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 9:47am

WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON

this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 12:48pm

LET'S GO FOR SIX

you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times
Unlocked Dec 15, 2025 @ 2:03pm

I am so proud of you!

though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 1:16pm

Yes, there's release timing.

Sorry.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2025 @ 6:16pm

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT

combo unbreaker
Unlocked Dec 14, 2025 @ 12:48pm

ARCADE FLAWLESS

people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself
Unlocked Dec 15, 2025 @ 2:52pm

STAR...t

You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements
Unlocked Dec 15, 2025 @ 2:06pm

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN

You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"
Unlocked Dec 16, 2025 @ 4:19pm

:(

this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 3:52pm

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED

if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you
Unlocked Dec 15, 2025 @ 2:24pm



AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE

past the morning every day

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS

You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

CRITICAL BASS THEORY

YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

[white label]

remarked

please change your offset

either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game.

there are actually many rhythm games

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE.

it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS

until next time.
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