Vulture
Patrick Farmer
Traralgon, Victoria, Australia
If you aim for nothing you're guarunteed to hit it, but if you know you are aiming for nothing why bother aiming in the first place?

"Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are it a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you guys know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists."
If you aim for nothing you're guarunteed to hit it, but if you know you are aiming for nothing why bother aiming in the first place?

"Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are it a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you guys know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists."