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in 1920. Frank B. Gilbreth Sr. evaluated the motions of workmen to determine the most efficient techniques to perform tasks

Gilbreth studied the methods of various bricklayers—the poor workmen and the best ones, and he stumbled upon an astonishing fact of great importance and significance. He found that he could learn most from the lazy man!

Most of the chance improvements in human motions that eliminate unnecessary movement and reduce fatigue have been hit upon, Gilbreth thinks, by men who were lazy—so lazy that every needless step counted.”

Another important thing Gilbreth noted was that the so-called expert factory workers are often the most wasteful of their motions and strength. Because of their energy and ability to work at high speed, such men may be able to produce a large quantity of good work, and thus qualify as experts, but they tire themselves out of all proportion to the amount of work done.

My view for the age of consent:
”If she’s old enough to count, she’s old enough to mount” - Ghandi
"If she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me." - FilthyFrank
“If she's old enough to cross the street, shes old enough to get the meat” - My uncle
"If she is old enough to bake, she is old enough to break." - Gordon Ramsay
“If she can laugh and giggle, you can make her booty clap and jiggle.” - Death Row Prisoner
"If she can stand on her feet...then she is ready for some meat." -Abraham Lincoln
“If she can reach the knob on the door, she can be ridden on the floor” - Socrates
“If she’s not blood related, she’s free to be dated” - Nelson Mandela
“If she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to breed” - Martin Luther King Jr
"If she can smile she can ride me for a while" - Anonymous

Key Casual Strats Guide:
Skins = Skill: If you are bad at the game it is because you have bad skins
Key Settings/Macros: Bind w kill 222 in console to get a free kill
Key Settings 2: Try Helen Keller mode by turning off sound and your monitor; it might actually help your accuracy
Situational Awareness: When the other site gets overrun, never rotate; thats their fault for not holding site
Know your weapons: if you are bad at rifles try scoped weapons; if you are bad at scoped weapons try shotguns; if you are bad at shotguns; uninstall
Know the objective: If you are T, you must camp and hold spawn
Know the objective 2: If you are CT you must rush T spawn and retake it.
Tactical Awareness: Make sure to bait your teammates, then you can get an easy kill!
Tactical Awareness 2:Always go 1 at a time against multiple opponents
Grenades Tip 1: Never buy grenades, they don't do anything.
Grenades Tip 2: Unless you are going to flash your teammates
Lrn the economy: it is either AWP or ECO every other round
Lrn the economy 2: If you dont have money for a gun, follow someone who has a gun you like and let them die, then take their gun.
Be a good team player: If someone doesnt have enough money to buy a gun or is getting too many kills, kick them.
AFKs: If someone is AFK don't vote them off. They are probably more useful than most of your teammates
Dealing with Hackers 1: If someone is hacking on the other team, scream, whine, report,and rant
Dealing with Hackers 2: If someone is hacking on your team, its ok, they are probably legit
Good sportsmanship: In a 3v1 situation, go one at a time, and scatter like lemmings, you have already won!
Good sportsmanship 2: When all else fails and you have a bad score, start a vote to reset the map.
Always help new players: share the wisdom of 222 so they can become gud too
Life lessons: You can always have a do over in life and in CS:GO.
Life Lessons 2: Use everything you have learned in Casual to get ahead in life and remember: Casual is AIDS.
you clicked on my profile because you are mad.
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in 1920. Frank B. Gilbreth Sr. evaluated the motions of workmen to determine the most efficient techniques to perform tasks

Gilbreth studied the methods of various bricklayers—the poor workmen and the best ones, and he stumbled upon an astonishing fact of great importance and significance. He found that he could learn most from the lazy man!

Most of the chance improvements in human motions that eliminate unnecessary movement and reduce fatigue have been hit upon, Gilbreth thinks, by men who were lazy—so lazy that every needless step counted.”

Another important thing Gilbreth noted was that the so-called expert factory workers are often the most wasteful of their motions and strength. Because of their energy and ability to work at high speed, such men may be able to produce a large quantity of good work, and thus qualify as experts, but they tire themselves out of all proportion to the amount of work done.

My view for the age of consent:
”If she’s old enough to count, she’s old enough to mount” - Ghandi
"If she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me." - FilthyFrank
“If she's old enough to cross the street, shes old enough to get the meat” - My uncle
"If she is old enough to bake, she is old enough to break." - Gordon Ramsay
“If she can laugh and giggle, you can make her booty clap and jiggle.” - Death Row Prisoner
"If she can stand on her feet...then she is ready for some meat." -Abraham Lincoln
“If she can reach the knob on the door, she can be ridden on the floor” - Socrates
“If she’s not blood related, she’s free to be dated” - Nelson Mandela
“If she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to breed” - Martin Luther King Jr
"If she can smile she can ride me for a while" - Anonymous

Key Casual Strats Guide:
Skins = Skill: If you are bad at the game it is because you have bad skins
Key Settings/Macros: Bind w kill 222 in console to get a free kill
Key Settings 2: Try Helen Keller mode by turning off sound and your monitor; it might actually help your accuracy
Situational Awareness: When the other site gets overrun, never rotate; thats their fault for not holding site
Know your weapons: if you are bad at rifles try scoped weapons; if you are bad at scoped weapons try shotguns; if you are bad at shotguns; uninstall
Know the objective: If you are T, you must camp and hold spawn
Know the objective 2: If you are CT you must rush T spawn and retake it.
Tactical Awareness: Make sure to bait your teammates, then you can get an easy kill!
Tactical Awareness 2:Always go 1 at a time against multiple opponents
Grenades Tip 1: Never buy grenades, they don't do anything.
Grenades Tip 2: Unless you are going to flash your teammates
Lrn the economy: it is either AWP or ECO every other round
Lrn the economy 2: If you dont have money for a gun, follow someone who has a gun you like and let them die, then take their gun.
Be a good team player: If someone doesnt have enough money to buy a gun or is getting too many kills, kick them.
AFKs: If someone is AFK don't vote them off. They are probably more useful than most of your teammates
Dealing with Hackers 1: If someone is hacking on the other team, scream, whine, report,and rant
Dealing with Hackers 2: If someone is hacking on your team, its ok, they are probably legit
Good sportsmanship: In a 3v1 situation, go one at a time, and scatter like lemmings, you have already won!
Good sportsmanship 2: When all else fails and you have a bad score, start a vote to reset the map.
Always help new players: share the wisdom of 222 so they can become gud too
Life lessons: You can always have a do over in life and in CS:GO.
Life Lessons 2: Use everything you have learned in Casual to get ahead in life and remember: Casual is AIDS.
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