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0.7 hrs on record
Boring, imo
Posted December 31, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
That was terrible.
Valve Index (VR)
Posted December 22, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
It isn't a game, it's an inventory item drop spammer.
Posted December 8, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
*Updated review below, still negative*
Game does not work. (Valve Index)
1. Your hands are in weird directions when holding the controllers normally
2. No options for anything
3. You cannot move with controller and that means you need a MASSIVE game space to play in. I have a 5m by 4m sized play area and I could only reach one line of targets with that entire play area.
4. You spawn basically under the platform, so you need to reach way up to hit a target. I hit my roof multiple times doing so.
This was a single dollar. There is literally no point in refunding. I'll just add it to my list of "Do not bother" games.

I'll do some troubleshooting right now, but if I can't find a way to play, don't expect anything under this line.
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So, it turns out that you use WASD or arrow keys to move. Q and E are also used to move you as though you were a Knight in chess.
I also looked at the other VR game this dev has made and the same movement and hand position issue persists in it as well, as told by another reviewer.
I got past the "game", too. You'll need at LEAST 5 Meters of space, you'll need to position yourself correctly before you press play or try again, and you'll need to reach up and far to the side left to hit Lane 3 and then run over to Lane 2, on the other side of your play space and reach up and to the side to hit that lane. due to the randomness of the spawns, those two lanes are NOT guaranteed to give you enough points, but it's ok because we can't do anything in the bluer dressing room, or the green dressing room, or the red dressing room, or the pink dressing room, and still nothing in the 18+ back room. Just buttons giving you lighting options and letting you choose what type of dress she wears(can't grab the dresses, though, since you're mostly under the map.)
You're not missing anything anyways, though, as the polygon girl gets into the same 4 positions at 3 out of 4 zones she can walk to and everything on her is just low-res poly and the only way you can even reach her is when she's kneeling. She gives the same single voiceline every second you touch her private area, plus that same voiceline and a *smack* sound for her butt.
I also want to point out that there is ZERO RHYTHM TO THE "GAME"!
Posted November 16, 2025. Last edited November 16, 2025.
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395.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Tarkov is an excruciating game. It is not an easy game. It is not a very rewarding game. However, it is a mostly well made game. Definitely the best for gun porn lovers. Cinematic AF.
Let's face it, EFT is one of the greatest games made in the last 15 years, regardless of it, and BSG's MANY mishaps and mistakes over the years.
You WILL die a lot. You WILL get frustrated. You WILL rage quit. but you WILL inevitably come back for more.
I know my thousands of hours were not wasted on EFT, and neither will yours.
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It's been an honour, ladies and gents. These past.... 7 or so years have been excruciating. Thank you.
Now join in me in 2 things:
1. Reminiscing about my first rage quit. The day I installed the game on January 10th, 2018. No clue what I was doing, waiting 45 minutes to queue into Factory with my buddy, taking three steps and turning a corner in the tunnel ramp area, and taking one bullet to the face, effectively ending my 5 second raid that I waited 45 minutes for. Ahhh..... the good old days.
2. Lets Escape from Tarkov, and die trying. <3
Posted November 15, 2025.
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