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I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant
and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and
a bottle of chili sauce.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Inara: "Come into my shuttle."

Saffron: "You would lie with me?"

(alarms sound)

Inara: "I guess we've lied enough."
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Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.
-- James Blish
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Where's the man could ease a heart
Like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
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There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
-- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"
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You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape.
- Ellyn Mustard
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THE PARKING PROBLEM IN PARIS: Jean-Luc