SlimeSounds
Derps
Washington, United States
WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN
I WILL NOT LIE. THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL. SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS LIVING CORPSES. BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO MOR'S GARDEN. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, FOR THE FATE OF YOUR SOUL IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN. NOW COME. FOLLOW ME. STRIKE DOWN THE UNDEAD THAT RISE AGAINST US. ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS ELDRITCH AMULET.

I ASK NOT FOR MY OWN SELFISH STUDIES, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF THE EMPIRE.

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WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN
I WILL NOT LIE. THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL. SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS LIVING CORPSES. BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD, THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO MOR'S GARDEN. THIS IS THE GREATEST REWARD, MORE THAN EVEN GOLD, FOR THE FATE OF YOUR SOUL IS AN ETERNAL CONCERN. NOW COME. FOLLOW ME. STRIKE DOWN THE UNDEAD THAT RISE AGAINST US. ALLOW ME TO FIND THIS ELDRITCH AMULET.

I ASK NOT FOR MY OWN SELFISH STUDIES, BUT FOR THE GOOD OF THE EMPIRE.

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Level
89
Years of Service
650 XP
Currently In-Game
ELDEN RING
Badges  46
Games  350
Inventory   
Screenshots  37
Reviews  7
Artwork  1
Groups  2
Bread makers unite
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STAR's Congregation of Smashing Gents
106,228 Members
Friends  80
90
Apple
Offline
71
300-Year-Old Fridge
In-Game
ELDEN RING
70
PaperZelda
Online
69
Jim
Offline
67
Mr. Matt
Offline
55
Moldy Bong Water
Offline
Game Collector
350
Games Owned
803
DLC Owned
7
Reviews
8
Wishlisted
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Favorite Game
Baldur's Gate 3
173
Hours played
33
Achievements
Achievement Progress   33 of 54
+28
Badge Collector
46
Total Badges Earned
981
Game Cards
Achievement Showcase
6,987
Achievements
6
Perfect Games
34%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Review Showcase
Dirty Bomb
890 Hours played
This game is pretty good.
Recent Activity
170.7 hours past 2 weeks
318 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
ELDEN RING
Achievement Progress   35 of 42
+30
1,995 hrs on record
last played on Jan 13
Warframe
Master
500 XP
Achievement Progress   180 of 193
+175
268 hrs on record
last played on Jan 13
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
Achievement Progress   37 of 37
+32