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Soapy was born as a poor, lonely penguin in Antarctica. His parents left him at an early age to fend for himself in the harsh, cold wasteland. Instead, Soapy decided he would do something no penguin has done before: he would start a snowball stand. The stand was such a success that Soapy had enough for a plane ticket to New York City in no time. After arriving in the Big Apple, Soapy played the banjo on the street for extra cash. Soon, he had gained enough notoriety that he was asked to star in a multi-million Hollywood movie. Soapy turned down the offer, deciding that he would do what he always dreamed of: being one of those guys who fixes telephone poles in the basket-machine-thing. Sadly, he was not accepted for the job, as he was too short and didn't have opposable thumbs. Soapy, in the realization that he would never be one of those guys who fixes telephone poles in the basket-machine-thing, went on a psychotic rampage, killing numerous gummy bears and assassinating Osama Bin Laden (sadly, someone else took the credit). In 10 years, Soapy was a washed-up loser, running from the law, with a severe addiction to the cream filling in Twinkies. As he sat, watching soap operas and slurping Twinkie cream, he realized how he could get back on his feet. He bought a nice computer and microphone, and started his own Youtube channel. He vows that one day, all those who rejected him will be corrected. All will bow before him, and offer sacrifices in his name. Until that day, he will not stop trying to become one of those guys who works in the basket-machine-thing.