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Charged Mar 30, 2023 @ 10:11am 
It's like, if you have to answer the phone, or take a shït, it's like tough shït I'd you gotta take a shït, you gotta take a quick shït, you gotta have turbo turds! I got shït stains in my pants and an answering machine on my phone saying, "Sorry! I'm playing Guilty Gear Strive on Steam!" What a selfish game. Bottom line: have better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ netcode.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! :avgn:
Charged Aug 10, 2022 @ 10:14pm 
JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,
uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm
trying to watch my figure.
Drive-through guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
Drive-through guy: Would you like that with onions?
JB: No Onions.
Drive-through guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cause it's fish.
Drive-through guy: Fillet of Fish...
JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet
Coke...'cause I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-through guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
Charged Apr 9, 2022 @ 1:46am 
Bird on my head
Bank fulla coins, never in da red
Tri Tip Stacker
Enemies bled
Ya'll don't even know about a bird on ya head
Charged Apr 4, 2022 @ 9:53am 
Through benediction
You tried to rid your mind of malediction
But through all this time
You try to peel it off, and it is such a ride
Your desolation led you into this
Vile incarnation of consummated bliss
I know you need it now to make you feel alive
All your faith, all your rage
All your pain, it ain't over now
And I ain't talking about forgiveness
All your faith, all your rage
All your pain, it ain't over now
It is the cruel beast that you feed
It is your burning yearning need to bleed
Through the spillways
coffee Feb 16, 2022 @ 6:03pm 
[VERSE 4: SLIM SHADY]

Now I am Slim Shady!
I'm going to f**k your lady!
Look at my f**king chain!
You are kinda f**king lame!

[VERSE 5: LOGIC]

What, like Hungrybox?
Stupid Slim Shady you hungry-for-c*cks?
Please! No one loves your pee!
Eminem has PTSD
I don't even need to battle
Baby face, Blue Face dance dance rattle!
So i will finish you off
Broth

[VERSE 6: SLIM SHADY]

N***a! F**k you!
I've never seen a b*t*h taking so much booze
Wait, no, that is me
Wait, blow, I gotta pee
Listen I'm Glistening
Taking a p*ssening
P*ssing on kicking things
Eminem hitting things!
Eminem doesn't f**k
Eminem pays bucks
Eminem wants to cuck
Eminem eats a huck
So Shut The F**k Up

[VERSE 7: LOGIC & SLIM SHADY]

Ok ok ok ok Eminem
Have you heard of a nice old stem
Admit it. very big
Stupid f**king twiiiig!
You kinda look like my bum
Wait is that is that tru... tru

DONALD TRUMP?!
Charged Feb 16, 2022 @ 5:55pm 
Sniff it
Charged Jan 9, 2022 @ 2:00am 
3-6-9, damn she fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
'Til all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crawl
'Til all skeet-skeet, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
'Til all skeet-skeet, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
'Til all skeet-skeet, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
'Til all skeet-skeet, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
I'm Glenn Quagmire Dec 30, 2021 @ 3:53am 
RHETT:
I WAS BORN
WITH MY ♥♥♥♥ IN MY ASS
A GLEAM IN MY EYE
TO BEAT THIS BLACK MANS ASS
I CUT YOUR BLACK BALLS OFF
AND WITH YOUR MOM I HAD SEX
THEN I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR CAR AND DIED
YOU CAN CALL ME X [XXXTENTACION
HEY KSI GUESS WHAT?
YOUR BLACK
YOU CAN'T BE BRITISH AT THE SAME TIME
YOU STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACK
IF YOU ADRESS A LETTER TO "♥♥♥♥♥"
AND PUT IT IN THE MAIL
REST ASSURED ILL RECEIVE IT
BUT I won't HAVE SEX WITH A WHALE
MY TIME IS TOO VALUABLE FOR THAT
ILL BE TO BUSY, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOUR CAT

KSI:
YOU'RE A ♥♥♥♥♥'S BOY
I WAS BORN IN AFRICA
AND ADOPTED BY MONKIES
THEY ARE NOW MY CUH
TRY AND COME AT ME ♥♥♥♥♥
COME FACE MY BLACK DOME
I JUST GOT DONE SPARRING WITH MY FELLOW ♥♥♥♥♥
HIS NAME WAS JEROME
I POTTY TRAINED MYSELF BY PISSING ON YOUR FEETIES
I SMELL LIKE CHICKEN WHEN IM EATING
AND THIS BLACK ♥♥♥♥ ILL BE BEATING
SEARCH GOOGLE IMAGES
FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
FEEL FREE TO PHOTOSHOP YOUR ♥♥♥♥
ON THAT IMAGE OF ME
CREATIVE COMMENTS PUNK
MEANWHILE, ILL BE SUCKING
ON SOME REALLY LARGE NUTS
Charged Nov 25, 2021 @ 8:24pm 
Happy Thanksgiving ♥♥♥♥♥
Charged Oct 16, 2021 @ 10:36pm 
Lyrics
Believe In One God Do We
Satan Almighty
The Uncreator Of Heaven And Soul
And The Unvisable And The Visable
And In His Son
Begotten Of Father
By Whom All Things Shall Be Unmade
Who For Man And His Damnation
Incarnated
Rise Up From Hell