🔒 EXCLUSIVE: Id/Steve jpg - Collection

NOTE: If you are here for the children in my basement, please know that they have all been reserved for purchase and new ones will be available in a few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience.



If you do anything other than shut up and leave, know that I absolutely despise you and your entire extended family for breaking the peace and quiet on my profile. You will know nothing but pain for the remainder of your days.

I am also incredibly lonely and sad so I beg you to consider talking to me because I am completely deprived of human social interaction. Please.

I have heard a lot about all these " Video Games " but I find it very annoying how often they are brought up on steam, so if you are one of those " Gamers " we can't be friends.

My favorite video games are those that allow industrial scale genocide, as I have not yet got the license to do so IRL. It's a nice form of escapism.

If all of your illegal narcotics have gone missing and been replaced with a note saying that I stole them, the note is lying.

If you have any questions, please go kill yourself.



P.S. I really miss you please come home soon