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64.8 hrs on record (56.7 hrs at review time)
10/10 game. Played on PS4 for the beta all those years ago, the game has come such a long way since then. NPC's and more storylines truly made this game. Might slightly be biased because I met my best friends on this game during the beta, but I think everyone should give this game a try.
Posted January 25, 2025.
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16.5 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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As other reviews state, this is a very repetitive task kind of game. very good if you are looking for a minimal brain usage game, or looking to unwind. the game itself looks beautiful, and is fun to go for achievements on! Minimal bugs, do not try to leave the meat station while cooking or else you will get stuck. Can get stuck in tables if you move just right while cleaning footprints from under them. Wish there were more customer models that walked into tavern, you see pretty much all of them within your first night open. aside from that, amazing game, very solid, and cant wait to see where it goes from here with future updates!
Posted September 2, 2024.
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28.4 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
bought it on steam just so i could replay it and get achievements
Posted December 22, 2023.
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22.1 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
This game is incredibly peaceful, fun, and worth every penny i spent to get this game. if you are looking for a game that you can pick up anywhere and not feel like you need to start the entire game over from the beginning, this is the game for you. Great characters, great humor, and like I said above; incredibly peaceful. 10/10 :)
Posted November 25, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
honestly? Got this game for the boobs, stayed for the plot. if you're looking for an in depth story line that feels like CyberPunk meets Titan AE but in a sexy way, this game is for you. The game also somehow feels 2005 gaming nostalgic as well, so it also has that going for it.
Posted July 6, 2023.
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10.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Enjoy the little noises from the slimes as you YEET THEM OFF A CLIFF
Posted November 28, 2022.
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847.2 hrs on record (80.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
an excellent game for those of all ages! Great story, great developers that respond to feed back and act quickly, great graphics, and great creative abilities!!

EDIT* This game has great new content updates as well! I am so excited to see where this game goes
Posted October 29, 2022. Last edited November 23, 2023.
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