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692.2 hrs on record (612.3 hrs at review time)
best game 4 ever
Posted May 24, 2025. Last edited November 30, 2025.
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14.6 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
money maker
Posted June 26, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
57.3 hrs on record (45.4 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not good, not bad
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Nothing difficult
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Very Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☑ Depends on you
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
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☐ 10
Posted June 23, 2024.
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2.4 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Game is better then PayDay3
Posted February 3, 2024.
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5.3 hrs on record
Je to fajn ;-) :-) ... staráte se o své obyvatele a vytváříte si z nich vojáky nebo rolníky ;-) hlavně aby byli spokojení a aby město, případně další vaše města vzkvétala ... prostě jako ve starém dobrém Strongholdu I. A obranný hrad si zde také vytváříte dle představy :-)
Časové zpracování úkolů - odhlásíte se a když se znova přihlásíte, máte hotovo :-) samozřejmě i dříve ;-)
Prostě klidná a parádní zábava ve stylu Stronghold ! A ta doprovodná hudba na pozadí ... to je to, co ze Strongholdu miluje spousta lidí ;-) :-)
Posted December 18, 2023.
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11.2 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
BEST screenshot app. Better than gyazo, better than lightshot.
Posted November 26, 2023.
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151 people found this review helpful
83 people found this review funny
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23.4 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
True
- Buy the game
- Start new game
- Choose second world war
- Choose Nazi germany
- Make better economy
- start making army
- invade denmark
- invade belgium
- invade Netherlands
- invade poland
- lose half army in poland war
- fully invade poland
- Revice war declaration from ussr
- Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by red army
- rage quit
- start new game as ussr
- invade everyone
- be happy
- leave game
- forget the game
- never play it again
Awesome game
Posted October 28, 2023.
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0.3 hrs on record
Super hra, změnila mi život
Posted October 22, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
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2.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Dost v pohodě hra na odreagování nebo na zabití času i když mě párkrát opravdu nasrala asi jako důchodci v kauflandu. Nečekejte nějaké extra detaily. Mise ve hře se velmi často opakují a mají stejný podtext. Zkrátka přijít namísto kde musíš sebrat nějaký materiál nebo zásoby a do toho vystřílet hodně zombíků a vypotřebovat si tak všechny náboje. Ovšem příběh a hlavně vztahy k ostatním přeživším v tomto krutém apokaliptickém světě jsou krásně zobrazeny a jsou tam lidé co jsou krysy a podrazí vás a lidé na které se můžete spolehnout. Doufám že jsem vám udělal alespon' menší představu o teto hře :)
Posted September 27, 2023.
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