🔥 HOT: Id/TKE - Complete Album!

A Collection Of Very Serious Quotes

"It's not how much, It's how when..."
~"Frosted Flakes"

"Listen; This is serious. If I had a knife of some sort, you would be shot right now."
~My mother when I didn't relinquish her ice cream sandwich

"Listen, We are going to watch the dinosaurs eat some people, okay? That is family bonding."
~Also my mother

"I walked in and they started talking about a 'syllabus.' I said 'I don't speak Latin' and walked out"
~Duck Spice

"Look, I will fight a bitchass ghost."
~Duck Duckington

"Hey, Valentine's Day is coming up. It's the season of giving. Sexually."
~The Grand Ginger Sage

"Yeah, I don't think college is for me. I think I'm just going to stay in the area... Get a job... Pablo Escobar some ♥♥♥♥..."
~The new Pablo Escobar

"Listen... You're being real responsible right now... But I'm drunk, so I think you're being an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
~Thomas The Dank Engine

"I mean... I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I probably wouldn't have invited her there in the first place."
~König Der Ratten

"Oh she friendzoned him alright... Her friendzone is just a little lower than everyone else's..."
~Kœnagg

"♥♥♥♥ the truce, I wanna win!"
~Londis

"I have vacuum cleaners more useful than you."
~Lauren Hoppalong

"I mean, there ARE some politically motivated terroristic vaginas up here..."
~The Grand Ruler of Steve

"Things have taken a turn for the Psychadelic."
~Jersey Barrier

"I don't think I like Cinderella... I think she pisses me off..."
~Bananas

"No, I'm gonna ask Tom if he wants to marry this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ beer!"
~The Right Honorable Lord Reverand

"Nobody would be talking about his incompetence if he wasnt so incompetent."
~Lord Dianite

"It's only a sin if it's Sunday!"
~An Aspiring Alcoholic

"If you're doing hard time for more than 4 hours you should consult your physician."
~HARDtime

"As James Bond would say
The people are not stirred, they are Shook"
~Severely Shooken

"Did you guys know that a tribe in Kenya donated 14 cows to the US after 9/11?"
"We just really wanted those cows"
"Wait, George Bush did 9/11 for 14 cows?"
~Sir Pedro and the Benedick

"It wasn't fun, but it was a good time."
~The Dark Knit

"The ♥♥♥♥ cometh and there's nothing you can do about the ♥♥♥♥ that cometh. In the apocalypse you're all united in the ♥♥♥♥ that cometh."
~Apocalyptic vegetarianism

"Don't try to be me, cuz you won't like it!"
~me

"Her clothes are wet and she appears to be dead. That's how I like my women."
~Curly