I don't have a BONE to pick with this game. In fact, I'd be inclined to agree that this review will not be HUMERUS at all.
Amazing, is what I'm trying to say. Perhaps it's not your cup of tea, perhaps you enjoy other genres, perhaps you think the game looks like a pile of Dog Residue.

But for me, this game looks like my GOAT.

I remember when this game was supposed to be 'fixed' to fit the 'aspirations and dreams' of making it a proper successor of Payday: The Heist.

Seems that remembering is all that's possible nowadays.

Be sure to purchase the 'Randomly Rolled Addendum' to this review for only $9.99!
Now with another purchase of $9.99 to get the 'Slightly Different Randomly Rolled Addendum'! Wow!

This game is a heaping pile of garbage fumes. The mechanics are bad, it doesn't have many of the what should be obvious and useful key and mouse mappings (such as Caps Lock being used in this game to toggle the run function. Seriously?)

Other than that it appears to have the finnicky skill to make my computer attempt to overheat, which is quite the feat for a game that runs shy of 300k kb out of my 4gb RAM available.

Poorly made, poorly optimized and overall a bad experience.