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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TÍO?! WHO MESSED WITH MY ABUELITA?! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH MY TÍA?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ABUELO, HUH?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MADRE?! TELL ME WHY MY PADRE’S BLEEDING! YOU THINK YOU CAN TOUCH MY HERMANO AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! WHAT DID MY HERMANA EVER DO TO YOU?! YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY PRIMO?! WHY THE HELL IS MY PRIMA SCREAMING?! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SOBRINO?! WHY IS MY SOBRINA HIDING UNDER THE BED?! YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP MY NIETO?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NIETA! YOU INVOLVED MY YERNO IN THIS?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NUERA?! WHY IS MY SUEGRO GONE?! YOU DIDN’T LAY A FINGER ON MY SUEGRA, DID YOU?! WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ HURT MY CUÑADO?! WHAT DID MY CUÑADA EVER DO TO YOU?! YOU THINK MY PADRASTRO DESERVED THAT?! WHY IS MY MADRASTRA IN THE HOSPITAL?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HIJO, MAN?! YOU MADE MY HIJA CRY?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!

Is that all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ can say?!? Duurrhhlll... Based, based, cringe, cringe, based, based, cringe, cringe, cringe, based, cringe... I feel like I'm in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asylum full of dementia-ridden old people that can do nothing but repeat the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words on loop like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken record!!! Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Cringe, based, based! Onions? Onions, SNOYY!! Onions L O L onions! Cringe, BOOMER?? Le zoomer, I am BOOMER!!! No zoom zoom zoomies!! Zoomer going zoomies!! YnnnggGGHHAAHH I..♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the internet so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much... ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, honest to...god...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hope your mother CHOKES on her own feces in hell you...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I know my post is CRINGE!! ISN'T IT??? Cringe, cringe, CRINGEY cringe, based, cringe, based, REDDIT?? CRINGE!! BASED? CRINGE!! ZOOM?? CRINGE!! ONIONS?? REDDIT, BASED....BASED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I found my dad’s vape, took one of those deep "lemme-see-God" inhales people always post about... and I swear to you, it was the most aggressively mid thing I’ve ever done.

My throat is on fire. I got like 0.00002 seconds of “tingly brain” followed by absolutely nothing. Not even a mood boost. I’ve had wings that did more to my central nervous system.

I genuinely do not understand how y’all are out here hitting these like 30 times a day like it’s communion. What’s the appeal? The flavor? The burn? The fleeting sense of rebellion?

I expected to be altered. I expected to see colors. I got... slightly dizzy and a headache. Is the goal to simulate asthma?

Anyway. Vape culture: 3/10. The actual high itself was decent but there's a lot of other ways to get it...

Also:
Sugar > nicotine
Touch grass.

💣💦 BREAKING: GLOBAL DICKDOWN IN PROGRESS 🍆🌍 Iran 🇮🇷 and Israel 🇮🇱 just went from cold war 🥶 to cold raw 🍑 — and now EVERYBODY’S getting BLASTED harder than a 3-way with NATO 😩👬👬 and no safe word 🧯!!

Tehran pulled out their URANIUM THROBBER 🧨🍌 like “y’all want ENRICHMENT?” while Israel bent over the Iron Dome 🛡️🍑 like “hit it from the STRATEGIC DEPTH 💥 daddy 😏.” Now it’s just drone-on-drone action ✈️✈️ in the sky and deep bunker penetration 🏚️🔞 below.

🛢️ OIL is dripping 💦, SANCTIONS are slipping off like panties 🧨, and every diplomat is either fingering a trigger 🔫 or fisting Article 5 ✋💦💋 in a UN bathroom stall 🚽.

Uncle Sam 🇺🇸 is stroking his patriot missile launcher 🍆 like “YESSSS baby spread that conflict 💣 wide open for democracy 👅🗽💦.” Meanwhile Iran’s Supreme LEADER 😈 is getting SUPREMELY pegged 👑 with cyberattacks 💻 in between OIL-SOAKED backshots 🚿💥!!